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The light of Twitter, whoever follows me will never post in darkness. Host of ‘The Gospel of Comics’ with @AyrtonMcCartney, @RuneK2015, and @karasoth

Toad Suck, AR
Joined August 2018
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
3 years
@tractor_fan @AhrimanAzhek Hassan Piker! I’m coming to give you a real tip! At your house! In real life!
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@ChurchFailure
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@ruthmccartney__
Ruthie Pocket Worm
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@visionergeo Lol what happens when you touch our boats, class?
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
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Brute force & Ignorance. A tale of men in a generation of boys.
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@karasoth
Larry Bernard
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@PsyopAnime
PsyopAnime
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working on this has brought me indescribable joy. all i can show for now.
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@karasoth
Larry Bernard
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
1 month
Speak for yourself I know a whole contingency of men who would absolutely buy a fat girl dinner after being hit on at the gym. I don't know many men who's entire Day wouldn't be made by that interaction
@hollowearthterf
RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)
1 month
If very fat women were regularly approaching strange fit men at the gym saying things like “I’ve been watching you, wanna buy me dinner, stud?” men would be calling for their heads. Men are just lucky that women don’t have the audacity to do something that insane.
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
1 month
...so you put women in charge and they immediately get ambushed and overwhelmed to what? Girl boss their way out of the plot? Who the fuck is writing this garbage? @karasoth @RuneK2015 @AyrtonMcCartney
@DissidentSoaps
Dissident Soaps
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I can’t wait to see what’s next for Captain Problem Glasses, Commander Shaniquantu and Lt Cmdr Bulldyke!
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
1 month
I found the retard.
@KatieWardFFXIV
Katie ♿ 🏳️‍⚧️
1 month
@awawawhoami to be clear, wanting to cause harm to others (even animals btw) is fascist behavior. Fascism: - violent suppression of the opposition Created an opposition: shop lifter Violent suppression: Throwing a bottle at the shop lifter
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@hiltonarielruiz
Hilton Ariel Ruiz
2 months
The Amityville curse lives on… 🕯️ Our indie horror THE LAST AMITYVILLE LOST TAPE is LIVE on Amazon Prime! Rent it & support the next chapter 🩸 👉 https://t.co/4ihMpfXX9k RT + Review = fuel for indie horror! Film by @hiltonarielruiz #SupportIndieFilm #Horror #AmityvilleHorror
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
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Why do I have a feeling if AI wasn't using black women's likeness in some videos we'd be seeing "No one is unsettled with the fact that AI isn't portraying women of color proportionally" post from these accounts?
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
"Everyone who thinks I'm a sellout piece of shit, or disagrees with me is a Fascist" -Mark Rosewater
@BoundingComics
Bounding Into Comics
2 months
If You Think ‘Magic: The Gathering’ Is Turning To “Slop”, Its Head Designer Thinks You Might Be A Fascist
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
If we can limit the age you have to be to run for president can we limit how old they can be to like 55?
@shipwreckedcrew
Shipwreckedcrew
2 months
Sheer BS nonsense. He’ll be over 80 and have been out of office for 20 years. He has no influence in a post-Trump world.
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
There's so much to unpack here I feel like I'm on vacation. I love this fucking app.
@OBiiieeee
Cool Eric
11 years
My dad got scammed online again even after I said 50 times that the real Sonic The Hedgehog wouldn't be asking for $$ in a lesbian chat room
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
It impacts their bottom line to such a degree that they either course correct or facilitate a new audience. It isn't perfect but it's something we rarely see out of Hollywood with the exception that comes to mind being Sonic.
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⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
Besides the backroom politics of Alphabet/Google/Youtube; the industry model of YouTube commentary is FAR more stable and self regulatory than any Hollywood slop they're cranking out. If a commentator has a take that their audience disagrees with severely enough 1/2
@mattcrotts
𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁 𝗖 ❉
2 months
@karasoth @ChurchFailure @RuneK2015 @JimJesus @_TekTweets_ Wait a minute, is she acknowledging that youtuber commentary industry is more stable than the movies they comment on?
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
This is what customer service when trying to be open and inviting looks like. Imma need everyone in the comics sphere to take notes.
@alternacomics
Alterna Comics
2 months
No problem! 99% of our comics are priced between $1 to $2.99 Our Remastered line is a premium limited edition line. We recommend checking out our standard line of comics at
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@NatetheLawyer
Nate The Lawyer
2 months
Here we go. My last picture before they cut my hair off. I am scared but we get to test if prayer works. I bet it does. There are no atheists in fox holes. This is one hell of a fox holes.
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
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@Rockbert99
Rockbert 🇦🇷
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
This is how attractive people respond to this.
@MoshiMoshiMoan
MoshiMoshiMoan
2 months
"We need to educate people about differnt kinds of beauty" You never hear attractive people saying this
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
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@cheevrios
vini ミ☆
2 months
i genuinely cant believe this photo is real what were they even thinking????? 😭😭
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@ChurchFailure
⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️
2 months
This is a prime example of what happens when you don't drink enough tea. Everyone check out @thedragonstea so you don't end up retarded.
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