Mike Smalling
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@FIFAWorldCup @JellyRoll615 How did we go from Wavin' Flag & Waka Waka to fucking Jelly Roll https://t.co/BYVM8JPVKo
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World Cup songs really fell off, we went from this masterpiece from Shakira to a song by someone called Jellyroll 😭 https://t.co/paNuYyeiMF
The first song of the Official FIFA World Cup 2026™ Album, Lighter, by @JellyRoll615 and Carín León drops this Friday. Pre-Save now.
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TRUMP: “I’m not afraid to put boots on the ground in Iran, even if it turns into another Vietnam.” When I say Trump wants to send your sons to die for Israel, I mean that he legitimately wants to send your sons into a meat grinder to die for the secular nation state of Israel.
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Trump really made up this whole talking to a former President story without realizing there are only 4 living former Presidents.
President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent
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This take of Bruno not performing from the beginning of the season is actually the funniest. He leads the league, creating (102) key passes, (3.6) key passes per game. The closest person to Bruno is on (2.2)…… (24 ) big chances; the closest person is (15)…can you see the
You want to override efforts of other players from May to December cos a player peaked in January 🤣 So because Haaland hasn't been scoring, you don't want to rate him, the 22 goals he has scored, na FA gift am? Gabriel, Rice, Haaland & Igor Thiago are ahead of Bruno Fernandes
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she asked me to choose between her and bruno fernandes i miss her sometimes
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Casemiro is really a big bro, he didn’t care if he just scored, all he keep asking is how many Assists to go, even if he doesn’t want it, the fact he has players around him wanting him to break the records is enough to break it. Take for example KDB when he wanted to break it,
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Bend it like... Bruno 😏🪄 @B_Fernandes8 has now provided more assists than any other United player in a single #PL season 🌟
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Bruno Fernandes' wife scrolling through Twitter realizing she's not the one that loves him the most
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Till date I'm yet to figure out how Bruno managed to pull this off, I wonder if he's really human sometimes 😭
Show me a 10/10 pass
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Manchester United fans who hated Bruno for years suddenly realising he's good after 6 years is frying me.
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Hes better than 99% of players in history.
He’s genuinely better than KDB man
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2010 World Cup music is the last time the music truly felt like it was for the World Cup.
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Portuguese magnifico 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes has become the third Man Utd player in the Premier League era to reach 100+ goals and 100+ assists in all competitions ⭐️
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Jellyroll is hands down biggest industry plant I've seen in a long time and one side of people cant spot it
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