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Jokes, facts! If it seems impossible, he DID it! Follow me- he doesn't follow back, he already knows where you are!
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Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Climbed Mt. Everest barefoot- carrying two Sherpas on his back.
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"Time waits for no man." Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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When Chuck Norris throws a grenade, everyone near the blast radius dies. Then the grenade explodes.
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Chuck Norris once ate his own birthday cake completely before his friends could warn him there was a stripper inside.
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Chuck Norris once got three women pregnant at once- during a conference call.
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Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete. Permanently.
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Chuck Norris can pee his name in concrete. Permanently.
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The quickest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris' fist.
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In school, Chuck Norris put "violence" down for every answer on math tests and always got 100% because he solves all problems with violence.
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Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with barbed wire and uses pepper spray for mouthwash.
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Rome wasn't built in a day- Chuck Norris was obviously somewhere else at the time.
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