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Modest internet genius 18+ Like my work? Please consider supporting https://t.co/gEv22aujVh
Joined June 2016
For all those who are interested, I now have a Bluesky account as well.
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Just a sheep admiring some nice fat, hefty potent balls. Luke belongs to @fanofblimp.bsky.social on bluesky. Check his stuff out!
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That time when Cass accidentally became a raid boss in pokemon Z-A
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I was walking to work today and a passing autistic kid kicked me in the balls. Good way to start my Monday
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My buddy @JCeeSM 's gryphon mount in FFXIV figured out a way to level up, and now he's bordering on raid boss status.
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Model by @DS3Protogen who did an amazing job bringing voreporeon to 3d!
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New Pokémon Z-A dlc that adds a massive vap that hunts you to eat your team is looking great so far.
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Pogogames once again creating ‘official’ nude renders of Roxy to advertise their seasonal events. @Pogo when are you going to stop dancing around it and just hire me to make you some adverts? I garuntee I’d increase your playerbase 300%
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I keep trying to catch Pokemon in Lumiose city but a huge ass vaporeon keeps eating them smh
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found a typh plushie in Osaka but they forgot the fat boobs smh
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I’m in Tokyo atm on vacation. Having the worst tour to mt.fuji ever concocted. A man took a dump in the aisle of the bus in a plastic bag and we’ve been smelling it the past 3 hours
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As soon as its october its obviously the right time to immediately start trying on costumes.
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Tip for fastfood workers: Dont let cute lil animals beg for treats outside - the problem, like them, will soon grow out of control. Drawn by @Kinkaxa ft. Gayporeon on FA
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