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Ivan Lukianchuk

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Entrepreneur, Metalhead, Computer Scientist. Verified unverified account. Software consultant and Chief Ticket Slinger @Stubforge

Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Joined April 2007
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Ivan Lukianchuk
6 days
Wow @Gmail just gave me a grammar error to correct "I made this company for the same reason" to "I joined this company for the same reason". Tell me what you really think about society. What a bunch of fucks.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
3 months
Yeah, I can't wait to call you back when you sound like you can't even pretend to give a shit about talking to me when leaving a message. I can't wait to let you tell me how to use a basic ad that doesn't fit my product and have you spend your monthly salary a day on my dime.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
3 months
Facebook keeps calling me almost daily to work with their free, script reading, meta marketing intern. I've already lost thousands indulging one, no way to escalate or complain. New ones get assigned every 90 days and leaves voicemails with the most bored and unhappy intonations.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
4 months
RT @AlanFrew: PLEASE SHARE MY VIDEO❤️I am thrilled and honoured to share this simple song with you today. A song, that I trust, invokes wit….
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Ivan Lukianchuk
11 months
Just popping on to say Fuck You @RBC for wasting my time. I paid off and closed a credit card, you then decided to reverse the amount I paid in cash to nowhere, now I have to go back to a branch to clean this shit up for no compensation. Pure 100% typical corporate BS.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
1 year
Hey @Etsy how about instead of charging me 1.15% extra on every transaction so you "can continue doing business in Canada" you just fucking eat it as a cost of doing business in Canada instead of getting a free lunch? You aren't gonna stop selling, you are just dicks.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
1 year
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Ivan Lukianchuk
1 year
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Ivan Lukianchuk
1 year
Can you imagine breaking the law and being fined the equivalent of a penny or less as punishment?.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
1 year
Well, switched back to @Rogers / @RogersHelps and they said wife could get same deal as well, but now they aren't honouring the deal, pretty weaksauce.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
I asked them to send me details to email so I can review, because in no way did I believe they would offer me free roaming to the US, and then also in Europe, but she said yeah, 1000 free minutes and they didn't know where Europe was, it was like, ok, WTF, 0 credibility, no email.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
Jeez @Rogers keeps calling to win me back since I just switched. Barely speaks English, offers me same plan I have, then hangs up when I say why would I switch back for that? Prior call lied about free roaming to US and when I asked about Europe, they thought that was Mexico 😬.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
Amazon Prime should come with free landscaping to fix all the damage their shitty drivers do driving over your lawn. Didn't think I'd need posts IN my driveway as well as along the road!.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
Dear @shopify, please fix your tracking to include the state. I ship with Stallion Express so most orders go through York, PA, however your tracking app decides to only show "York" and assumes UK and shows an airplane crossing the ocean. US Customers are freaking out constantly.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
I hate spider-pig, the worst card to be released. Every card being released either doesn't stop the current annoying meta or enhances it like crazy, and they didn't do anything in the patch. So frustrating. #marvelsnap.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
So when you run a print shop and want to know which printer to use and how many copies, and pump out orders, you can't, because why would you need to see the file name readily? Also, no way to fix this issue. Total fucking bullshit. No gains for anyone but the designer's resume.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
Someone at @adobe needed to justify their role, so they re-imagined the Acrobat UI and made it way shittier, removing the top bar that displays the full file name, so now we need to hover a tab and squint to see vital info built into the file name that runs our business.
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Ivan Lukianchuk
2 years
RT @acroll: So many layers of the 2020s in one video.
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