Chris
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Don’t put my personal life on here too much but could yall please wish my soon to be wife On July 11th) @lskidmore12 a happy birthday!
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We were pranking a friend and I pretended I had Tourette’s Syndrome. I broke out swearing loudly in a restaurant. They gave us the meal for free and asked us all to leave expeditiously.
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For the cost of about fifteen dozen donuts or a week of donuts for you.
$3 for air to fill up your tires is absolutely egregious. We are on earth how are you charging me for AIR.
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Up there with ‘96 Tennessee off the top of my head. 35-0 in 21 minutes.
Might be the best half of offense ever at UF, given the opponent.
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The same just 40% cheaper at Aldi.
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“I don’t really eat sugar”. Brah, you just shoved six Oreos down your throat.
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Dwayne Schintzius. I think people forget how important he was as a recruit and a player at Florida under Sloan. It changed the direction of the program going forward.
Remove Donovan and go “players only.”. Who is player 4?. Wilbekin? Maxwell? Parsons? Pat Young? Someone else?.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭.
This bitch 🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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“Ain’t never seen a big boy grill on the roof”
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Ricky when he gets back to America
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100% reason to start Will Levis.
10% Luck.20% skill.15% concentrated power and will .5% pleasure .50% pain.
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My favorite Metallica song.
Maturing is realizing that Blackened might be one of Metallicas best.@ChristophersZen.
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