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@ChristianSoobz
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Let’s all laugh at Liverpool for spending €95m on a striker after spending €100m on a midfielder after pissing the title last season. Don’t worry tho guys we’ve done sensible business by buying Norgaard and we can unlock Madueke. State of this clown base 💀
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Logged back in to say the Bruno to Saudi deal falling thru has set United back. Amorim needs to be more flexible with how he sets out the squad too, I can see him getting sacked this season… Yanited aren’t getting Top 4 in 25/26
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two cheeks of the same arse. Thread on why is Amorim no different to ten fag and will end up bad in MUFC. I have nothing againts the man, but system there is not good and he doesnt have what it needs to beat that system. He is just another false hope and will become fall guy.
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So according to Drake, Spotify was apparently pushing against him… Does anyone remember when Spotify shoved Drake to the top of every single playlist during the release of Scorpion? Funny how it changes when the shoe is on the other foot
🚨 BREAKING: Drake officially accuses Universal Music Group & Spotify of manipulating the market to "artificially inflate" Kendrick Lamar’s diss track 'Not Like Us' The court filing claims: ▫️ UMG used Spotify and Apple’s Siri to push Not Like Us over Drake’s tracks. ▫️
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You clowns couldn’t even cancel Gunna
This is Drakes official exit from hip hop. He can’t ever recover from this. It’s over.
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Amorin shoulda stayed in Portugal fr. Yanited can’t attract top level managers anymore. Yanited have scored on average 1 goal a game so far this PL season - proper mid table behaviour
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Back to say bun Yanited! They’re not seeing top 5 this season (24/25) or next season (25/26) - Amorim getting sacked in less than 4 seasons or he walks out the job!
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Year in, year out ….
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Chances created & xG/xA are better than actual goals & assists if you ask some Yanited Fans.
Midfielders with the most goals and assists in the Premier League since the start of last season: =🥇 Kevin De Bruyne 🇧🇪 - 23 =🥇 Martin Odegaard 🇳🇴 - 23 =🥇 James Maddison 🏴 - 23 Big contributions. 🤩
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Is this how I look when I slander most of the Yanited starting 11?
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Yanited is easy money I’ll be real…
@7HagCountUrDays I think Yanited is genuinely a midtable team. Can’t see em finishing top 5 this season
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This is what people were saying about Weghorst. Yanited fans gotta calm down
"If he can keep up his form..." 🤔 @bethTmufc says it's early days, but Sergio Reguilon has shown a lot of promise at #mufc, and keeping him beyond January, and the possibility of a permanent deal shouldn't be ruled out. Should United sign him? 👇
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I told man that ETH was a sus coach from way back. He’s a mid table coach & Yanited is a mid table team so rn it makes sense
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He walks directly into United starting 11 even if the Yanited CB’s are fully fit & he’s not even world class yet
Saliba: “When I felt bored in the game I passed the ball to Haaland and then took it back.”
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Hojlund prefers to get wrestled onto the floor
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