Nick Payton
@Christ_Monkey
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Trying to fly below the radar without smacking into the ground.
Wellington
Joined April 2010
Get ready—tax reforms will bring income directly to the people.
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Nothing having a complete asshole dangerously cut in as the overtaking lane ends.
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I totally missed until yesterday that the Wellington regional council now wants to introduce having to pay for park and ride car parks while claiming it's not for revenue generation. How much more stupid ideas can "politicians" come up with?
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People using AI to write books. Readers buy the books, don't have time to read them and use AI to get a summary. I mean... sometimes one really wonders why as the human race we just don't collectively walk into the sea and let other creatures try.
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When you have to exit your plane in the country where you cancelled a large ferry project via text message.
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I know folks always say Germans don't have any humour, but this is 🥇. https://t.co/p07O7i4ttt
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A video shows the tune from Star Wars ringing out over London, but there’s no need to panic.
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I played a tribute to recently passed Dunedin music legend Martin Phillips today, at Victoria Station in London. Twitter do your thing and help this video find it's way back to Dunedin. @thechills
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When you have a new BMW and give zero fucks about anyone else and think you can park where you like, cos you’re special…
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TikTok horse girl who competes in "hobbyhorsing" is slamming critics who tell her that riding a fake horse is not a real sport. This may be the funniest thing I've seen all month. The wood stick horse rider posted a video of herself panting and hyperventilating after
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This is a perfect medical sector example how New Zealanders are being ripped off by distributors clipping tickets along the way without adding any value. AU retailer sells to NZ 25% cheaper than official NZ supplier. https://t.co/EurxoG6Moj
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Nelson mum Jenny Bennett was furious with the higher prices Kiwis have been paying and said the cheaper alternative was "awesome".
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12YO has Norovirus but he’s feeling better and has been painting ❤️
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Funny that we close pretty much everything and dictate what you can or can’t buy for the day, based on around 37% of the population claiming it’s a religious day for them. Wonder how many have snuck off to Mitre 10 or McDonalds?
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Oh man, this Luxon-accommodation story is so dumb and would have been so easily preventable and avoidable from exploding into his face. One really wonders who gives him advise. Are they the problem or is he just resistant to common sense advise?
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Good to see MBIE taking water restrictions seriously with four window washers hosing the building down.
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