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I would like to submit one vote for Greta Thunberg for massive legend of the year, 2023 that is

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Also no matter what people say this shit is definitely more of a curse than anything else. After years of learning to tame the beast maybe its different but initially? Fuck it sucks.

Being adhd as an adult is slowly realising you are in fact neurodivergent and all these years of people giving you looks of 'erm no thats not what i do' when explaining symptoms makes sense now

its big boi season lets gooooo

Well today i learned that Egyptians invented the use of bees in dildos as vibrators and now im questioning everything

#catastrophiccontagion The simulations for a future contagion, whilst terrifying are necessary. The worlds response to Covid19 was pathetic and if the disease had been worse we would have been very quickly doomed. Mother nature is and always has been capable of immense power.

3 am nostalgic deja vu about something you cant remember is such a strange and comforting yet unsettling thing.

For grandma, who loved pigeons, and for grandpa, who did not but wanted her to be happy 🥺❤️ A thread - rest in comments 1/3

#BorisJohnson "hallo bri'ish. is me borih janson, im ready to serve quen and contry once again"

Ppl really missing the joke here lmao

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

For all you snowflakes losing your minds over a black mermaid, meet the new James Bond.

I was arrested today in #Oxford after I voiced my opposition to the proclamation of "#CharlesIII". Can we be arrested simply for expressing an opinion in public? I was arrested under the Police Bill passed earlier this year. This is an outrageous assault on democracy. #NotMyKing

Brilliant. Time to replace the current steaming sack of shit with a fresh new bag of turds. #BorisJohnson #LizTruss

Trying on cloaks at a medieval feat and get called "a cute hugh grant if he was dressed as a hobbit". Think thats a compliment... ill take it 😂😂

ethan winters when he shows up to the village and finds once again that the residence is evil https://t.co/DOR3W4VpUh