ChrisOliver
@ChrisOliver
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Pseudo-Classicist, armchair economist, renter of cars, vehement anti-statist, Braves/Lions/Wolverines/Oilers fan... what else to say?
Windsor, Ontario
Joined July 2008
I'm so rarely selfish that I don't like getting called out when I am. Thanks. This concludes my bitch session for the evening.
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It's weird that someone who loves food as much as I do would have such a strong dislike of grocery shopping. It's a constant struggle.
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You know, things aren't so bad when all your attempts at plans for the day crash and burn and you can still kick back and watch baseball.
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Just spent an hour detailing my car. There is no better cure for a hangover.
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Got told that I look like Ethan Hawke by like the twentieth person this weekend. How many does it take to be true? I wanna be in movies!
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Housemate just left for the night with really loud, really bad music playing. One shouldn't go into other peoples' rooms... but... wow.
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Blowing through Muse albums like a lawnmower through kittens. In the sense that they're not getting a chance for fair treatment.
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@solarpowerspork Definitely would not have known if you hadn't mentioned it. I knew there was a reason for this "twitter" thing.
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It's days like this I wish I had an anchor. In the metaphysical sense. Although a big ol' ship's anchor *would* look cool on my wall...
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Holy legislated extortion, Batman... Car insurance in Ontario is brutal.
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This really is an astounding combination of sick and hung over. Ever have a day that you really wish just hadn't started?
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The eternal debate - to get a haircut or not? Can't decide if I want it much shorter or much longer.
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...but then I'd probably be too humbled to ever pick up a guitar again. Yeah, I've still got work to do.
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The world needs more Clapton. I could just sit here and listen to this stuff all day and night.
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@solarpowerspork I can personally testify to their existence, having suffered both the ham-sweats and, more horrifying, the halibut-sweats.
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No wonder I think John Mayer's Continuum is one of the best top-to-bottom albums of our time... Eric Clapton helped in its production.
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So very, very much going on right now. I feel like blurting it all out, but I'll settle for this vague and somewhat cathartic tweet.
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Thinking of expanding my whiskey horizons from rye and scotch. Anybody have any suggestions as to what top-shelf bourbons to try first?
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