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Compiler of knowledge and anecdotes. Overthinker in most circumstances. Seeker of practical truths in agriculture.

Missouri
Joined September 2014
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Chris K.
4 years
Some views require photographic evidence.
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This is awesome
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Peter Girnus 🦅
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I
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While sitting through a web meeting today, I listened to the presenter spew all sorts of skewed information pertaining to soil nutrients. At one point, the presenter showed the classic Truog pH chart, and told the audience that it was "basically dreamed up" because "the guy
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I’ll add the other rooms soon. I think we’re up to about 22 trees inside.
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Chris K.
7 days
Sunroom has our gnome tree.
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Kitchen fireplace mantle with our carved Santa’s.
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Dining room also contains the wife’s Snoop on a Stoop. (sigh) Oh, and his dog.
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Dining room has a Grateful Dead tree with Kurt Adler ornaments and bubble lights.
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Kitchen with lights out. We use 2 laser projectors for the star effect.
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7 days
Approximately 6,000 lights on this tree. 3k are the original incandescent lights that we’ve replaced, plus 3k LED rice lights.
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Christmas lights 2025 are 99% complete. Still have outside ornaments to hang in trees and some LEDs to replace in some inflatables. Here’s a thread of our lights:
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I’ll be inside for the season.
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Chris K.
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PSA: If you’re looking for unique gift ideas for anyone over 40, consider old catalogs. Ebay has tons of them from the “old days” when we’d get these in the mail or in stores. I just ordered my MIL a 1959 Sears Wish Book. My wife & I were telling my daughter about the
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Still need to put up the light tunnel, but it’s mostly finished otherwise. Had to beat the wintry mix and rain tomorrow.
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Chris K.
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Tis the season!
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Larry bird is a GOAT!
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Chris K.
28 days
Exterior illumination has begun.
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Chris K.
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1 hour into this process… of course I only needed a few minutes to pull a file off for a project.
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𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
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Behold the CSX 4602—one of only two full-copper Shelby Cobras ever built. Hand-formed from 17 polished copper panels, this 1997 continuation 427 S/C is a rolling masterpiece. 550 HP from a 468ci side-oiler V8. 218 original miles. Sold for $990,000 at Mecum Indy 2025. No paint.
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Wichita sunsets.
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