This is long overdue. Made an e-mail address solely for bookings. Hit me up at chrisjbookings@gmail.com Please retweet. Much love. 🖤

The Epstein list getting released yesterday is like a dude’s wife asking to see his phone and then he hands it to her like three weeks later.

back on my NOAH watch through and here's Takeshi Morishima coming out to Jumbo's theme for a tag vs. Tenryu with the old man cheesing the whole way through. you can't tell me this isn't the best promotion of all time

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy, oi oi oi

Hey, y’all cast Florence Pugh as Cammy in the Street Fighter movie.

Hana Kimura was on top of the world in 2020. She would have been on top of the universe today.

I wonder if it’s cold at ice hockey games.

Nick Khan seeing New Jack attempt to kill Vic Grimes by tasing him and then throwing him off the scaffolding

I hope Haku doesn’t see his 79 rating in WWE 2K25.

Kendrick Lamar put on one of the best Halftime Shows ever, and told a story that needed to be told. If you couldn’t follow it, I don’t know what to tell you. It was beautiful. Poetic. There was not a better possible choice in 2025 than Kendrick Lamar. Period.

The crowd was saying, Soo-wift! Soo-wift!”. #SuperBowl

It’s that time of the year again when I get tagged a bunch by people saying I’m in the Super Bowl.

Let me take you back to a time when everybody loved Kanye West. Now

The 2025 CMT Music Awards is canceled because Beyoncé already won all of them.

I used to think a tip was a piece of gum thanks to Home Alone 2.

Weighed myself today in at 198, which means I can now be announced at 208 pounds.

Imagine getting a kangaroo for a pet and it just beats your ass.

Told y’all Diddy Kong was the best Diddy.

Sorry. In my defense, I didn't know your story was posted 0.8 seconds ago.

They should have adult ball pits because we are a lot less likely to piss ourselves.

Playing 2K24 and in one of the in-game cutscenes, Shawn Michaels hits the ropes and doesn’t grab the top rope. Straight up hit em like Snoop Dogg.