@ChrisExpTheNews @pictorangelicvs

@ChrisExpTheNews They're so cool, though.

@ChrisExpTheNews @ded_ruckus I think I'll stick with my fern-in-a-jar.

@ChrisExpTheNews @real_IanPatrick Is that a weed? I'm calling the police!

@ChrisExpTheNews I interviewed some botanists at a botanical garden for a class project once. God did they hate their bonsai. "This thing just wants to die."

@ChrisExpTheNews enh. when it isn’t even a tree species, it is in fact a little toy.

@ChrisExpTheNews in this case, young men planting trees whose shade they won't be able to sit in

@ChrisExpTheNews i was literally gifted a kit for growing one for christmas last year, still can’t bring myself to start this commitment

@ChrisExpTheNews They burn

@ChrisExpTheNews That's nice, trash.

@ChrisExpTheNews That timeline

@ChrisExpTheNews Actually bonsai are violence against trees. Because trees feel pain, it's as if you are routinely torturing it to make a bonsai

@ChrisExpTheNews i thought this was some type of riddle

@ChrisExpTheNews Look n three weeks you will start to die and despite 4months of saving wffort its either too much water or not wnough water or too dry or too moist or too sunny or too dark……. It’s just exhausting.