Chris Estrada: Oct 3-5 Phoenix, AZ
@ChrisEstrada85
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Stand-up Comic / Star & Co-Creator of @thisfoolhulu / https://t.co/vbztYeLh78 / My Don't Tell Comedy set in the link below.
Los Angeles
Joined March 2014
TOUR DATES! 🎟️TIX LINK IN BIO🎟️ COACHELLA, CA / MODESTO, CA / OXNARD, CA / FORT WORTH, TX / AND MORE TBA
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Whenever you see a celebrity talk shit about an old boss that fired them I always take the manager's side. You think Cindy the single mom of 3 had time for your dreams?! No, she was trying to run a Starbucks!.
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SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA! Tonight 2 Shows & Saturday 2 Shows at the @punchlinesf 🎟️TIX LINK IN BIO🎟️
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I thought I could never personally relate to a President until I found out Zachary Taylor the 12th U.S. President died from diarrhea. I’ll probably never be assassinated but my weak ass stomach will for sure kill me.
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So many people complain about internet trolls with their negative comments but no one talks about those random positive YouTube comments that say "If you're reading this just know that God loves you." Anytime I see one of those I think "Oh fuck you!".
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SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA! Next week Aug 6th-9th I’m headlining @punchlinesf Six Shows 🎟️TICKET LINK IN BIO🎟️
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I saw a life coach video and there was a bunch of comments that said “what kind of weak little bitch needs encouragement to get up in the morning” and I thought “Me! I’m that weak little bitch. I need someone to tell me you got this beautiful.”.
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Help me I’m battling with an addiction to PowerSlap clips on Instagram.
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RT @DEADLINE: Chris Estrada To Headline Comedy 'Forklift' In Works At NBC With Kent Alterman & Sarah Babineau As EPs
deadline.com
Chris Estrada is set to co-write, executive produce and headline comedy 'Forklift' in development at NBC with Kent Alterman and Sarah Babineau As EPs.
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Grifter podcasters shocked by Grifter President.
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If I gave up my career just to bring my dad back to life to hang out with him one last time he would be pissed. He’d be like “You gave up what? I didn’t even like you that much. I was resting!”.
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Please don’t celebrate the memory of violent rioters like George Washington and his gang of Antifa thugs. Violence is never the answer. Couldn’t they peacefully have a revolutionary war.
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RT @eddiemauldin: After 6 years of drawing I’m so excited to announce that my latest animated short film Dreams is an official selection of….
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I went to the store to buy a bottle of baby oil but I swear I'm not celebrating Diddy beating his most serious charges. Can't a man just moisturize?!.
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I have a recurring nightmare that I'm married to the woman from that viral video where she does a stupid ass dance when she's served pancakes. In my nightmare she's always doing the dance and I tell her to stop and she holds a gun to my head and says "never" while doing the dance.
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They’re discriminating against me!
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Some people are scared of angry young men but not me I'm scared of buff old guys who can kick my ass because they're always looking for a reason to say "Yup still got it." An old man who wants to feel like he still has "it" is a damn menace.
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Yeah but does he believe the state of Israel has a right to exist?
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Real Estate Agents on Instagram crack me up because they’ll post a video of a shitty 2 bedroom 1 bathroom house that’s going for a million and people will comment “Die you piece of shit!” and they reply with “DM for more info.”.
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