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@ChrisBlumer
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Observer of all things asinine, also not a radio personality in Wales
Louisville, KY
Joined June 2009
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> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a
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I'm not crying, you're crying.
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Thanks @elonmusk for enhancing our party experience #lakecumberland #pokerrun2024 #harmoncreek @statedock
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This is why he's the GOAT 😂
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I really wish they'd just tweet out their trades. Errr... X their trades? Dammit @elonmusk
Here's some more information about Tommy Tuberville's $50K Put on $TSLA At the time of purchase, $TSLA was $255/share His puts have a Strike Price of $190 with an exp. date of 12/15/23 This means Tuberville bet that $TSLA would fall 25% in just 3 months So far, he's been
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Fascinating thread here
NEW FROM US: Tingo Group: Fake Farmers, Phones, and Financials—The Nigerian Empire That Isn’t https://t.co/V9ug1dli3w (1/n)
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This is what I'm doing when the time comes...
You can earn dividends EVERY month even without monthly paying stocks Jan - $PEP $MRK Feb - $AAPL $DE Mar - $JNJ $HD Apr - $BBY $JPM May - $ABBV $CLX Jun - $INTC $MCD Jul - $MDLZ $NKE Aug - $LOW $ACN Sep - $CVX $MSFT Oct - $WMT $MO Nov - $VZ $MA Dec - $NEE $KO
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Breaking News 🚨 Yet ANOTHER politician has liquidated millions in their portfolio Pete Sessions (R) just disclosed $1.2M worth of stock trades Buys: $0 Sells: $1,200,000
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Good news for friends and family members provided it gets ratified. @krystalball @briebriejoy
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The deal comes about two weeks after the UAW significantly escalated the strike by taking out Kentucky Truck Plant, Ford’s largest factory making its most profitable vehicles: F- Series Super
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*NVIDIA 2Q ADJ EPS $2.70, EST. $2.07 *NVIDIA 2Q REV. $13.51B, EST. $11.04B 2Q ADJ GROSS MARGIN 71.2%, EST. 70.1% 2Q GAMING REV. $2.49B, EST. $2.38B 2Q DATA CENTER REVENUE $10.32B, EST. $7.98B SEES 3Q REV. $16.00B PLUS OR MINUS 2%, EST. $12.5B $NVDA
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15 Days I Got Funded and Paid Out! Let me breakdown the whole process. 🧵
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$TSLA Money Printing Strategies You Don't Know 🧵 The opportunity to buy and hold $TSLA for massive gains has passed. I want to teach you 4 different strategies... Guaranteed to blow your mind 🧵
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For crying out loud, can we just can all the conference shuffles?
OREGON AND WASHINGTON ARE BEING INVITED TO JOIN THE BIG TEN: AP
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*if it can be done well
*X SEEKS FINANCIAL DATA FIRM TO BUILD IN-APP TRADING HUB:SEMAFOR $HOOD $SCHW etc
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BREAKING🚨: Two days ago the US credit system was downgraded from AAA to AA+ Just 3 weeks beforehand on 7/13, a US Politician opened a short on the American economy via $PSQ This Politician also happens to sit on the house finance committee Nice.
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