Been seeing Stephen Hawking do some proper mad shit lately.

This time next week we’ll be waking up in our house 🏡 🥹 I AM EXCITED

If anyone wants to know what hell is like then let me tell ya, just done the Christmas shop in Tesco with a trolley with a knackered wheel.

No idea why they insist on having Lee Dixon on commentary for England games, international break is bad enough without hearing his dull wingey voice

Me and Chris discussing Halloween 2025, we want to go all out. I suggested going as the mystery gang. I wanted to go as Daphne but Chris suggested Velma he said and I quote “Velma is more fitting for you” that is the biggest insult a girl can ever receive 🤓

Ollie Watkins (Titanic) - you are a hero 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and this had to be done 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @England @EURO2024

If England go out in the semis I’m going to be totally fine with it. I can’t keep doing this to my broken and beaten body.

Unbelievable. https://t.co/pMwe1TDhKa

IT’S IN!!! 1-1. WE LOVE YOU JUDE!!! @England

Sir Jude

Martin Keown talks complete and utter shite.

The Mrs: “you can’t just sit there from 2 until 10pm everyday watching the Euros!” Me: https://t.co/Bdhh2Zj2QA

When your missus says you’re not watching 3 euro 2024 games a day. You:

They’re not enough words in the English language to describe just how good dominos cookies are 🍪

How did Triple H get away with these savage roasts

The Rock’s entrance! WOW! #SmackDown

Words can’t express just how much I want to fight the Dad off Cocomelon

Just discovered I stood in dog shit on the way home on Boxing Day with my new sneaks on. Furious.

Me walking into William Hill in the morning