Hate English people. At a time I should feel so proud to be English, I feel embarrassed.

Anyone else’s boyfriend sleeping with Grealish on this side 🙄 Sick of it tbh

Are Cambridge going up?

See @BlackYellow that’s what happens when you don’t play @RBuerki1 💛

And I mean like.. the house could be on fire and he’d barely notice

When your boyfriend ignores every word you say whilst watching football because he can’t miss a thing but jumps up like a shot every time he finishes a bottle of beer

I recon if someone rationed me on the amount of cheese I sprinkle (tip) on the top of food .. I’d be skinny 😬

I live with Ryan and I still tag him in memes when I could just show him 😂😂😂

Why are people stealing dogs thoooooo 😭 stop the world, I wanna get off 💔💔💔

Are we the only ones who can’t get into Bridgerton? Is it a grower? I just dunno. Not feeling it. 🤷🏼‍♀️🥱

8 hours into the new year diet and I miss the Christmas food already 😫

I walk around our house referencing Matilda quotes all the time and we’ve recently just discovered that @RADavis91 has never seen it 🙄 just proves that 50% of the time he thinks I’m just taking shit

so pleased to have been apart of the new #johnlewischristmasadvert

Turns out no one learnt anything from lockdown 1.0 🙄 THE SUPERMARKETS ARE STAYING OPEN. The people campaigning for “free school meals” are the same fucking people buying all the pasta off the shelf 😤🤦🏼‍♀️

God I love this country

Shout out to this @Morrisons security man keeping this good boy dry. He said ‘well you never know how dogs feel about the rain’

Ryan is wearing jeans for the first time in 3 months and he looks so weird

It’s devastating all the businesses that can’t open and are struggling. It really is. But it’s no ones fault that this is happening. So stay at home, stay healthy, count your blessings and shut the fuck up.

Been in lockdown so long now I can’t imagine Ryan wearing anything other than trackies, a hoodie and slippers🤷🏼‍♀️