Every time I hide weight loss ads on me socials, the algorithm freaks out and starts showing me exclusively erotic werewolf dominance fanfics. It can’t just be me.. can it?

Imagine if everyone who posted an #AmberHeard meme donated $5 to a DV organisation. Put your money where your mouth is

The only thing superior about the 80s was the quality of moral panicking. 80s boomers were like "D&D contains coded instructions for satanic rituals and the demons are forcing teens to kill each other" and today's boomers be like "kids these days are too many genders."

His face turns the colour of smoked salmon. His left eye swells and explodes. Steam rises from his skin. "DEBAAAATE.. MEEEEEEE..." His skull sinks inward. He melts into a puddle of steaming gore. "Not again.." I mutter. 2/2

I'm walking to the train station. A man emerges from behind a fence. "Debate me!" He splutters, saliva flying in streams from his mouth. "DEBATE ME, OR IS YOUR STANCE INDEFENSIBLE?" 1/2

Learn your partner's #lovelanguage to love them in a way they can receive.

Oh this is brilliant. Pauline Hanson's domain name expired and some legend re-purposed it. Check it out

Why is it called "making coffee at home" and not "seizing the beans of production"