Jack Newhouse
@Chirurgic
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Maker of gin, truffles, pewter and worlds. he/him/his, ey/em/eir
Based in Hastings, NZ
Joined June 2013
Why are young girls so fixated on ponies? My best guess is that they all wish to be hussars, to die young in bloody martial glory.
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Umberto Eco’s surname is an acronym for the Latin phrase ‘ex caelis oblatus’, ‘given by the heavens’. The surname had been given to his grandfather, who was a foundling, by a city hall official.
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Imagine if Olive Oyl heard this
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This could be us
James Allen St. John (1875-1957), ‘Ave Pan’, “House of Greystoke”, 1983 Originally a cover for ‘Fate Magazine’, September 1950
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Everything reminds me of her
A pottery jar in the shape of human breasts. It dates to the Naqada II period (3650-3300 BC) and was found in a child's grave in Mostagedda in modern-day Asyut Governorate in Upper Egypt. "Like any mother, the ancient Egyptian woman worried about her young child's getting enough
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Just saw an add for a shitty mobile game that implored me to "Choose your Frotress!" if any sapphics need a name for their home
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My ex did praise my big round ass
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Making a normal and healthy amount of a drink that has been described as "dangerous" on first taste
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German artist Max Ernst introduces a new graphic art technique that he calls “frottage.” The technique uses pencil rubbings of objects as a source of images.
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Two platonic dates with someone who was on a break. They're back with their boyfriend and living in one of my spare rooms. Best record in years tbh.
Dating wrapped 2025?💀💀
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AI will fry your brain volume 83748393 Bro got reaaal stuck on that second line
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Look at how my precision computer-controlled machine draws a circle with two smaller circles next to it
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Want to get mad? Here's a whole thread of people LIVID that one AI artist "stole" the idea of a sunset from another WITHOUT CREDIT
Never do this: Passing off someone else’s work as your own. This Grok Imagine effect with the day-to-night transition was created by me — and I’m pretty sure that person knows it. To make things worse, their copy has more impressions than my original post. Not cool 👎
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there is in fact no point in being nice to the Right, because they think "a tenth of you should be executed, and the other nine tenths should have to watch" is being nice, and "maybe you should share a little" is literal tyranny
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*showing my crush my threadless store* "And you could have it all, my empire of shirt..."
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MEDIA RELEASE: Israel’s ongoing attacks on starving Gazans “As Jews, we cannot watch Palestinians starved, concentrated into zones to be shot with impunity, and not remember our own history. The Australian government must urgently act.”
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