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Chip Chantry

@ChipChantry

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Comedian/Television Writer. More of an “acquaintance”. Check out my comedy special, MOVE CLOSER, on YouTube. Seriously- do it NOW.

Joined February 2009
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
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MOVE CLOSER to my new comedy special: https://t.co/A6Z7o7E2Lz
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@just_acarl
Carl “just_a_parody” Stitz
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If you could use a good laugh (Lord knows I do!) check out the one and only @ChipChantry ‘s special “Move Closer” 100% free on YouTube!
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
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I guarantee Nick Sirianni is afraid of ghosts.
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@WordswithSteph
Stephanie Kennedy
1 year
BREAKING UPDATE: Elon Musk exploited Black workers to get-out-the-vote for Trump. Black canvassers were tricked, threatened, and packed in the back of seatless U-Haul vans. After weeks of enduring unsafe working conditions, the canvassers have now been fired for speaking out.
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Stephanie Kennedy
1 year
Canvassers hired by Elon Musk’s pro-Trump America super PAC claim they were tricked and threatened as they attempted to fulfill their assignments. Door knockers hired by Musk’s America super PAC to “get out the vote” for Trump in the battleground state of Michigan are claiming
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This is an all-warning-signs-blinking-red plea to the American people from those who are in charge of keeping us safe: Don’t elect Donald Trump.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
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The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
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Chip Chantry
1 year
The trick-or-treaters in my neighborhood did NOT enjoy the back issues of Reader's Digest that I handed out.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
This guy was a dodger before it was cool.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
The thing I love most about autumn is the changing of the colors.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
I'm really enjoying the Pixies' spooky waltz era. https://t.co/NCihw6Hii1
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
This whole things reminds me of back in '78 when Gallagher did a tight 20 in Jonestown.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
Always a joy to be on the @Trashe podcast with my fellas. Listen/watch/taste/feel!
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Trashe
1 year
NEW EPISODE featuring the man who banned us from Philadelphia - the great @ChipChantry . This was an absolute blast and the hour flew by. Watch now or listen wherever you get podcasts. https://t.co/IJAzh8Xrfz
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
There's a 100% chance of HILARITY in there.
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Carl “just_a_parody” Stitz
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What’s hotter in Philly than these temps? @ChipChantry ‘s special on YouTube!
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Chip Chantry
1 year
Czech mi ought on blew skigh.
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Chip Chantry
1 year
How to make extreme Halloween decorations
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Chip Chantry
1 year
For a wax figure with a tape recorder inside it, Donald Trump has been doing an OUTSTANDING job.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
I don't often speak about my medical history, but I was asked to write an article about a very important decision I made for myself and my family. Please read, enjoy, and learn. https://t.co/4mw25sv3DU
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
Strange show tonight- did a couple of jokes that weren't really working, but then got them back by playing Ave Maria over and over while I stood there on stage.
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@ChipChantry
Chip Chantry
1 year
Stop endlessly flipping through movies to watch. Check out MOVE CLOSER on YouTube. You’re welcome.
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