Literally hate anyone named Barbara

Bonsai tree? I think not.

I want to take her to work with me.

Went in to fill out some paperwork for my new job in China. Some of the questions were standard until I got to the section asking my height, weight, and if I plan to have an emergency in the next year.

Just leaving this here

Turbo tax: you owe $1500 in taxes :( Free IRS Tax Tool: yay here is $2000 :) Who can I trust anymore

Was reminded how British Connor is when he said “spot of milk” today.

Not my gen Z coworker calling a US citizenship a “membership” to the US.

Nothing more embarrassing than waiting in line next to the seated first class passengers. I’m poor!!!!!! I’m trying my best!!!!!

Last day in Suzhou (good dick) ☹️

24 hours of travel begins now. With a cat…

Mentally exhausted. Planning to be better by Sunday :)

Acting like she wasn’t just trying to rob me. Smh

I wish every 4 way stop was a roundabout smh

Haven’t seen Connor in 80 days. I’ve resorted to taking myself on movie dates ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Smh people using the elevator to the 2nd floor.

https://t.co/dGrvEBOeZB

Car insurance is such a scam 🙄

Just 2 girlies that love @paramore

Proof that woman are superior. I got a wisdom tooth removed this afternoon and got a Brazilian wax right after 💅🏽