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JK tries to get Graham Potter to be more Chelsea manager
@Jonathankydd
at the Forest presser.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s regular non scoring and losing bollox at the Spuds stadium. Relegation anyone?
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“When the ball hits the back of the Utd net, that’s Vialli” RIP Luca and grazie mille 💙
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JK’s Fanbite of tonight’s duckwittery versus the Villains at the Bridge This one has got his goat. He’s angry and losing his voice.
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JK’s sweary Fanbite of the hopeless pile of embarrassing rubbish at Wolves today. What a Christmas present from Clearlake 🎄🎄🎄.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s remarkable game v Citeh. Are we on the verge of something excellent? He cannot find fault. (Other than us letting in 4 goals) He is very happy! Blimey!
@jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
#ChelseavsManCity
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JK’s Fanbite of last night’s Dortmund victory. Fark me. That was a bit good wasn’t it? CL winners anyone?
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JK’s Fanbite following today’s news that Graham Potter, the worst Chelsea manager since Geoff Hurst, has left Chelsea.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s PL game versus the Foxes. Blimey! 3 wins in a row. All those we thought were s*ite are doing the business. Are the blue boys actually gelling?
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JK ‘s Fanbite of today’s idiocy at the Bridge today v the Toffees. What a surprise. He’s not pleased with the manager
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‘s Fanbite of today’s excruciating loss against the awful Everton. Jonathan is livid.
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JK’s Fanbite of the 3-1 demolition of Villa in the FA Cup replay at Villa Park. I mean come on. No one expected this. And Enzo scored a worldie! What a performance. A team from a parallel universe clearly.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s 0-1 v the Wolerves. Superfrank is back. And it’s a pile of …..(insert expletive here)
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JK’s Fanbite of another loss this time v the Seagulls of Brighton at the Bridge. Will Frank manage to get anything at all out of his brief time as caretaker manager? JK is worried.
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JK’s Fanbite of todays ‘Ammers game at the London Stadium. All over em. Then give away a soft goal. Then almost lose it. Then VAR behave like dicks.
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Finally……..
JK ‘s tardy Fanbite of last night’s bizarre 4-1 win v the Spuds of Tottenham. We were sh*te then excellent then couldn’t deal with their ‘high line’ then won it. 5 non goals. 2 red cards and a Short
Shorts Jackson hat trick. Blimey!
@chelseafanbite
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JK’s Fanbite of the Blueboys v Dirty Leeds at the Bridge. Felix fabulous. Fofana rises like a salmon to score. But Potter-field almost f*cks it.
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‘s Fanbite of today’s game v the Toon at the Bridge. All a bit tense and not great after a very difficult week but a terrific Silky German goal relieved all. Phew.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s home game versus West Ham. Chillwell excels. Broja looks the business. Captain America nowhere near a superhero. Good old VAR!
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JK’s fecal Fanbite of another dire performance this time in the Caraboa cup semi final first leg v Boro where they didn’t seem to give a toss. IT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH CHELSEA! IT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH CLEARLAKE! OR POCH!
@jonathankydd
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#ChelseaFC
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JK’s Fanbite reacting to the news of Superfrank’s appointment as interim manager. We all love 💙Frank. It is it a good move?
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s fiasco v bottom of the league managerless Saints. Why did positive Potter make so many changes? Why were we so sh*te? Is the manager managing?
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JK’s Fanbite. He was at Dean Court to see the boys in white & blue not only win but actually score 3! Gasp! Yes it’s true! And Superfrank played with two wingers! And Kante in his proper position! Another gasp!
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JK’s Fanbite of the unexpected (which team was going to turn up?) 1-1 draw v Citeh. Disasi brilliant. Gusto great. Even Jackson good. A TEAM performance. Phew. Does Othiago’s absence improve the side? Hmm.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s 4-2 win v the Foxes of Leicester. Some terrible football but 4 good goals. But why did Poch pick Gillette “Chris Sutton” Sterling & Dodgy Sanchez? Cole Palmer outstanding as usual. Whizz improves!
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@jonathan_kydd
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#chelseafc
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JK ‘s Fanbite of the Forest game. He is worried that we are really ‘bad’. And wonders how we will get out of it.
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The Chelsea Fanbite. 2-0 v the Gooners.
@JonathanKydd
was hoping to get someone to join him to do this but no one else from the fancast was available. Other than him. So he did it. On his own. Here he is. He was rather pleased we won.
#cfc
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JK’s Fanbite of the fabulous 5-0 thrashing of the Irons. Did any of us predict that? Has Poch turned a corner? Is it too late for him to keep his job? Has Jackson become Peter Osgood? Will Sterling ever play again?
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@chelseafanbite
#chelsea
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JK ‘a Fanbite of today’s scrappy mid table clash v the Scousers. Oh Thiago magnificent. And Mudryk? Hmmm.
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JK’s Fanbite of 4th win in a row this time v the Seagulls, a game they bossed. 2 top goals by Palmer & Nkunku (where does he hide that celebratory balloon) & then Reece almost blows it all by getting sent off. Europe anyone?
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JK’s Fanbite of the Home Game versus the Cottagers of Fulham. Not the great display we’d all been hoping for. In fact a dull squib of an evening. Enzo (Clapton) is however a potential superstar.
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JK’s Fanbite of the Luton Town game today where Chelsea managed to turn a 3-0 stroll in the park into a jittery panicfest. If the game had been 10 minutes later they’d have lost 4-3.
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@chelseafanbite
@vant_howard
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JK’s Fanbite of the excruciating loss to the Bees of Brentford. We’re their bit*hes aren’t we. One step forward 6 back. & once again we can’t hit a cow’s backside with a banjo.
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JK’s Fanbite of a glorious 3-2 win v Forest. Their low block as usual causes a tippy tappy problem as did ex player Odoi. But Poch turns it round with the subs. Reece is fabulous. Gillette scores a worldie. Selection problem for Wednesday?
@jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
#chelsea
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JK’s new season Fanbite of the
1-1 draw v the Scousers. After a streaky start we were really good. Bless him but he thinks this season will be a good one. But..is Sanchez first choice? Or are we buying another goalie? And is Conor off?
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JK’s Fanbite of another f***fest up north this time against the Scousers. He’d never play Whizz or Badiashile again & wonders whether Poch Winstanley and Stewart should all be on their bikes after this pile of putrid w***
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JK’s Fanbite of the shambolic loss to United last night. It was an absolutely atrocious performance and he is rude about the team and the manager.
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@chelseafanbite
#chelseavunited
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JK’s Fanbite of the Caraboa Cup win v the Barcodes of Newcastle. Brilliant penalties. Frustrating 90 mins up until the enigmatic Billy Mudryk Whizz baps in with 2 mins to go. Phew!
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15 years ago today we started a podcast & talked about Chelsea's 2-1 win over Utd & previewed the CL semi v Liverpool. Who knew we'd still be here 15 years later waffling on about Chelsea. Wouldn't have it any other way.
#Happy15thBirthdayChelseaFancast
#UTC
#CTID
#WOLUTB
#KTBFFH
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‘s Fanbite of today’s game v the Scousers. Great game. He’s not a fan of Anthony Taylor and thinks the Blues should have won it! He is pleased though. Sort of.
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JK ‘s Fanbite of the win v the Hatters. Blimey he’s fallen head over heels in love with Sterling! Who’d have thought it? Last year it was like watching prime Robert Fleck. Now it’s Eden!
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Nothing like the first match of the season at Stamford Bridge - buzzing for it!! Come on Chelsea
#carefree
😎
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JK’s Fanbite of last night’s PL game v Citeh. Zakaria excellent. Chukwemeka vg too. Fine first half. But we still lost.
@jonathankydd
would like a lot of em to be sold. But sees green shoots.
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JK’s 2 minute Fanbite of today’s loss against the reserves and teenagers of Liverpool. Did Poch’s sphincter tweak? Did he lose his nerve? Why are we so bad in front of goal?
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JK’s Fanbite of tonight’s CL game v Milan at the San Siro. Mad reffing. A much debated pen and a brilliant second goal. And Graham Potter looking like a 60s milk chocolate advert. What’s not to love.
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JK’s Two minute Fanbite of another loss. This time to Wolves who had no difficulty taking Chelsea to the cleaners. Fine Palmer goal but other than that utter dross. Should Poch take the blame? Is he the man for the job? @ Jonathankydd
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#Poch
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JK’s Fanbite of the last game of the season v the Cherries. Moises scores a worldie from the halfway line. Er…otherwise all a bit crap. Othiago is given a right royal sendoff. What a player he’s been. 6th! How did we manage that?
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@chelseafanbite
#chelsea
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JK’s Fanbite of another inevitable clueless loss v a very average Brentford. It’s a fark fest of a season
@Jonathankydd
#fanbite
#chelseavbrentford
#franklampard
#ChelseaFC
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JK’s Fanbite of the Gooners game tonight. Another loss. But whoop a GOAL! Is Superfrank an arse?
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‘s Fanbite of the Spuds game today. We were terrific. The ref was not. But what do you expect when it’s Anthony Taylor.
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JK’s Fanbite of todays game versus the Wolves at the Bridge. A B team? Gulp! But farkin’ ‘ell! They were excellent. And Conor was MOTM.
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JK’s Fanbite of tonight’s 4-1 drubbing by United. Ffs. Please can this season end and can they announce the new manager? At least Frank played Whiz and Madueke.
@jonathankydd
#chelseafc
#unitedvchelsea
#fanbite
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JK’s Fanbite of tonight’s huffing and puffing win v the Eagles at the Bridge. Two crappy mid table teams playing like mid table teams. It’s not good enough Poch.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s hideous defeat versus the Bastards Dirty Leeds. How can we seriously entertain having Mendy as our goalie after another appalling fark up like this?
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JK ‘s Fanbite of tonight’s PL game v the Cottagers. Felix F*cks It. But is clearly a class act. The team disintegrate after he’s sent off. Dave chases shadows. Kova dreadful. We want our Chelsea back.
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JK’s Fanbite of the Palace game. Feeble in the first half. Much better in the second. Still a surprise to win it. ‘Don’t you worry about a thing. Every little thing’s gonna be alright’ sang the fans. But will it?
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JK’s Fanbite of the 2-0 loss v the Toffees of Everton. O…M….G. and Argh. He loses his rag at another dreadful performance.
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@chelseafanbite
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‘s Fanbite of this evening’s magnificent win but loss against Real. He’s gutted and emotional but proud.
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‘s Fanbite of the Boro game. It’s a Glenn Hoddle. With two great goals. See you at Wembley?
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s embarrassing shambolic performance versus the Seagulls at the Amex. Ffs.
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JK’s Fanbite of the dispiriting 3-1 loss to the Hammers at the London Stadium. Ffs. Back to the horrors of last season. It all fell apart after Enzo’s missed pen. And - gasp - Gillette was our best player.
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JK ‘s Fanbite of tonight’s hugely disappointing but predictable 2-0 loss against Real who were all over us making it somewhat embarrassing. Ffs.
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‘s first Fanbite of the season. The blues took on the Toffees of Goodison and it was ‘same old same old’ But we won! Koulibally terrific. Three points at a bogey ground! Werhay!
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JK’s Fanbite (sorry it’s late) of today’s game v the Filberts of Leicester at the Bridge. He was very happy except he had an idiot behind him who hated Gallagher and Sterling.
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JK’s Fanbite of the 5-0 pre season game v Wrexham last night. He knows it shouldn’t have any relevance to the coming season. And it was Wrexham. And it’s pre season. But blimey those ‘youths’ we’re good.
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JK’s Fanbite of yesterday’s 2-0 win v the Cottagers. Have the Blueboys turned a corner? If so is it a temporary corner? Whizz scored tho. Which is great. But..but… but… the Poodle had his best game!
@Jonathankydd
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s 2-2 draw v the Gooners. Apart from two farkin awful late goals we were very good indeed. JK is pleased but pis*ed off at the same time. Nice to see him happy!
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
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A JK Fanbite REFS Special. With the revelation that Mike Dean didn’t want to upset his ‘pal’ Anthony Taylor by forcing him to look at Spud Romeru’s hair pulling foul on Cucumber Cucurella JK naturally puts the boot in. I thangyew.
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#mikedean
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JK’s Fanbite of the CL game v Dinamo Zagreb. The masked raider disappoints. We can’t score. And Ziyech is absolutely hopeless. TT at fault?
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JK ‘s Fanbite of last night’s 4-3 win v the Seagulls on the US tour. Chilli terrific. Casadei impresses. Jackson and Billy Whizz the business. Gillette makes JK’s blood boil. Exciting stuff! And yes he knows it’s only a friendly.
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JK’s Fanbite of the victory v the Toon. Another good and bad performance amidst 3 excellent goals. Will the real Chelsea please stand up? Whizz and Jackson deliver. Who’d have thought it? Taxi for Sterling.
@jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
#ChelseaFC
@vant_howard
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‘s Fanbite of tonight’s game versus the Spuds. He’s well pleased. Especially with Hakim Ziyech.
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’s Fanbite of this afternoon’s victorious game ‘oop north v Burnley. Reece James had a second half to die for! The silky German excels.
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JK’s Fanbite of another poor bizarre mid table chalk and cheese performance where we fail to beat the Bees reserves and the fans lose it. But does anyone really want Jose back? PS Kudos to Malo Gusto. Top player.
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@jonathan_kydd
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JK ‘s Fanbite of another load of bolloxks versus Forest at the Bridge. Poor old Mudryk. And Mendy? Ffs.
@Jonathankydd
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JK’s Fanbite of the drawn Scousers game at the Bridge tonight. The joy of N’Golo and idiocy of the finishing meant we still can’t get the ball in the feekin net. Sigh. But the team was better balanced.
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JK’s Fanbite of the Villa game at Villa Park. Cucurella out of his depth. Sterling at wing back???? Two goal Mase and a world class Kepa. What a boad of lollocks.
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‘s Fanbite of today’s surreal game v the Hornets where He actually thought he’d entered an alternative universe.
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JK’s Fanbite of tonight’s PL game v Bournemouth at the Bridge. Great first half. Back to bang average second after Reece injury recurrence. Argh.
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JK’s Fanbite of the FA Cup tie v The Villains. Best performance of the season? First half brilliant. Should have scored four. Second half defended
like demons. I’ll say it again WE NEED A GOALSCORER!
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@vant_howard
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s topsy turvy 3-2 win v Brighton. Conor gets two stupid yellows & mucks it all up but the 4 centre halves play out of their skins. VAR rules once more.
@jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
#ChelseaFC
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JK’s Fanbite of the ‘game of 2 halves’ v Preston where we played like tools & then scored 4. Conor came on & changed it &OhThiago scored a Didier type goal. Gillette (Sterling) despite scoring needs to get his finger out .
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@vant_howard
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s horrible loss v Forest. It’s Deja Vu. Is Graham Potter the manager? And what the fark has happened to Nicholas Short Shorts Jackson? He was hopeless! Poch out?
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‘s Fanbite of tonight’s win over Lille. Oi! No Romelu! Havertz and Pulisic on fire. Coincidence?
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‘a Fanbite. He was so bewildered by the performance he forgot to mention we won. It was like watching Cfc v Leeds in 1970.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s Premier league game versus Newcastle at the Bridge. Thank fark this dire season has whimpered to a sodding feeble end.
💙you Azpi
@Jonathankydd
#chelseafc
#cfcvNewcastle
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JK’s Fanbite of the 3-2 win v Leeds. Both sides average. Leeds more average than us. Why all the changes Poch? Especially Sanchez. Whizz and Short Shorts briefly justify their selection but it’s up to Conor to win it.
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@jonathan_kydd
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JK’s Fanbite of the 6-1 win v Boro. Didn’t need to be top banana to beat poor Boro but you can’t criticise scoring six goals. Poch got annoyed tho! Despite being a dreadful season, Wemberley here we come.
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@vant_howard
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s 1-0 win v the Cottagers. Better than Boro (which wasn’t hard. They couldn’t have played as badly as that again) But would have scored a hatful with a proper striker. Last 15 mins stupid defending. 8th!
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
@vant_howard
#ChelseaFC
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JK ‘s Fanbite of a fabulous second half performance versus the Clarets of Burnley after a first half of feebleness. Kudos to Gillette! He’s MOTM! Gasp! 4 farkin 1. Ffs! 4 goals from the team who can’t score! Yeeha!
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s loss v Citeh’s second team. More rubbish. More strange selection. More bollocks.
@Jonathankydd
#chelseafc
#cityvchelsea
#franklampard
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JK’s Fanbite of the game v the Eagles at Selhurst Park. Connor gets the praise. Otherwise a terrific Auba goal but a lot of same old same old?
@Jonathankydd
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JK’s Fanbite of the lugubrious victory v the bottom side in the division Sheffield Utd. Palmer again the best player on the pitch. Nkunku flirted with coming on.
@Jonathankydd
@chelseafanbite
#ChelseaFC
#Chelsea
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JK’s Fanbite of the game v the Toon of Newcastle yesterday. What a pile of pooh. Our noses have been rubbed in it as we were expecting much much better after Spuds and Citeh. This was sooo embarrassing. Over to you Poch.
@chelseafanbite
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