It was my father’s birthday
@SamKyddActor
He’d have been 104. He made over 240 films an thousands of tellies. I’m editing his unpublished autobiography at the mo. Here’s a pic.
So
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’s whole season and transfer policy completely written off after two games by Gary Neville. What appalling punditry. Get some sense of balance and stop blowing smoke up Liverpool’s arses.
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The Chelsea Legend Gary Cahill being given the bumps after his final league appearance at the Bridge today. Hazard doesn’t seem particularly interested and afterwards tackled his son & kicked him twice in order to show him how his father is treated on the football pitch.
JK’s Fanbite of the glorious 6-0 thrashing of the Toffees of Everton. Is Cole Palmer a genius in the making? Do they play better with him in the middle? Why is Jackson better? JK doesn’t know but he did go to the Bridge.
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JK’s Fanbite of the fabulous comeback win v United. Only this season’s Chelsea could be 2-0 up then give away 3 goals to brainless defending then score two more in the last 2 minutes.
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JK’s Fanbite of this evening’s dreadful humiliation v the Gooners. Mudryk plays as if he’s Ken of Ken and Barbie and the Monaco Twins Badiashile and Disasi play as if they’re flown in from the planet fart. A thrashing. And deserved.
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JK’s Fanbite of today’s fart fest v Burnley. Bottom 3 team with a man sent off and yet we’re lucky to draw. Can’t shoot. Can’t defend. But Palmer brilliant. The rest. Molluscs.
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Just watched Potter’s Leeds press conference. I have no idea why he bothers. Cliche after cliche. The same bollocks as always. It’s past a joke. Utterly hopeless bag of 💩What is our club becoming? A laughing stock.
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He’s gone! He’s gone! Yeeha! The end of the wet lettuce! No more ‘The boys gave everything’ Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Thank fark for that! WHOOOOOOOOOP
JK’s Fanbite of the blistering win over the Spurs at the Bridge tonight. A TEAM performance. We haven’t seen that all season. Not a loose cog in the machine (other than Whizz who was as usual on the planet git).
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My father
@SamKyddActor
has a day to himself on
@TalkingPicsTV
tomorrow. There are 9 of his films (he made around 240) including Radio Cab Murders & House in Marsh Road in which he has big roles. It’s on from 8.25 am. A rather lovely tribute.
Pic of the huddle created by the team after Trevor Chalobah’s goal today to make it 3-0 v Palace. He scored and fell to his knees in tears. Been with the Blues since he was 8. Wonderful moment for him. Great goal. Great team spirit.
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@PaulRoberts1486
‘Naturally big clubs’? It’s never ‘natural’. It’s always financed. Villa were financed. And in 2004 Chelsea had already won two European trophies, the league title, 3 FA cups and two league cups. So it’s the usual drivel
Right. All we need now is Captain America, (always falling over) Dave (bless him) Odoi (never took anyone on) Cucurella (hopeless) Auba (TT’s purchase) Lukaku (bag of cement) Sterling (won’t happen despite him being shite) Ziyech (couldn’t cope & gave up) to go & I’ll be happy.
JK’s Fanbite of another great ‘turning point’ for Chelsea FC, a draw against another club in the bottom three. Usual bolleaux. Big possession but few shots. Glaring errors. And bizarre subs. Poch not getting JK’s support. Wot a pile of do
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So farewell Silky. U promised much & other than one sublime moment on a wonderful evening in Porto you did absolutely naff all. All of us were behind you waiting for the player we thought we’d signed to emerge from his cocoon. But you were always a caterpillar. Never a butterfly.
Cfc lose a game & all the same things are trotted out: ‘Found out’. ‘No leaders’. ‘We were heading for a beating’. ‘So and so is no good’ ‘Get the youth in Etc Calm down everyone. It’s the first loss. It’s a new system. Spuds were good. The ref was shite. Let’s all take a breath.
Happy New Year everyone. Let’s drink 🍷to the Blueboys having a brilliant second half of the season & getting top 4 & thanks for all the great dialogue on here. Huge thanks obviously to
@ChelseaFanCast
for being a great podcast hosted by the wonderful
@StamfordChidge
💙
My video of Cole taking his second pen. If you notice Madueke tries to take it off him. Er…why? Led away by Chalobah and Gilchrist. Why isn’t Cole made designated penalty taker? He doesn’t miss!
Pulisic comes on and adds a different fire to the Chelsea attack once again. It's not a coincidence people, wake up and realise that he should be starting.
JK’s tardy Fanbite of yesterday’s green shoots draw v Villa. Noni & Poodle outstanding. Moises best game. When they play like this you actually think they might come good. But how often do they play like this? Discuss.
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@_andyhandy
I remember it. I was in it! As ‘Tom’. The human. To be fair Hartley is not at his best here and has more photogenic pictures than this. Here’s one. And one of me.
JK’s Fanbite of another failure to score at Wembley mostly down to the non finishing of Bluehaired Jackson. Still there’s always the possibility of the Europa conference to look forward to! Aaargh!!!
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At the Bridge last night. Chelsea Women v Lyon. Maren Majelde’s beautifully struck penalty to bring the scores level. The ref ushers all the players away from the area as this is truly the last kick of the game. It’s either a goal or a save. End of.
Trying to make a decision about the cover pic for the first volume - "Be a Good Boy Sam" 1946-53 - of my dad
@samkyddactor
's unpublished autobiography which I've almost finished editing. Either of these? Or neither?
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My 2minute Fanbite of another clueless dismal loss this time against Wolves. 4 more goals conceded. It just gets worse and worse. Is it the manager’s fault?
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@Jonathankydd
Today we celebrate our 4th birthday!
#TalkingPicturesTV
wish to say thank you, to each and every viewer for watching and helping the channel to grow and please keep spreading the word. From the usherette, the projectionist and the bell boy – Noel, Sarah & Neill.
I’d like to wish all of my followers (and in fact everyone) a hugely happy new year. I shall be toasting my dear departed Mother at midnight with a small glass of her usual tipple, a sweet sherry which as I am not a drinker will render me as drunk as a skunk.I’m a very cheap date
I’m on at
@Renown_Pictures
Film Festival at the Alban Arena tomorrow morning talking about my father
@SamKyddActor
along with Sydney Tafler’s son Jonathan and Stanley Baker’s son Glyn.
@TalkingPicsTV
Looking forward to it. Here’s a pic of him with me
Frank’s reaction at the end of the game made me quite emotional. Frank of course ‘gets’ the rivalry between the Blues & Spuds & knows how important it is to all of us. His fist pumping celebration was a genius moment sharing his joy & triumph with us. He clearly is the future. .
FFS. My agent Polly Andrews of
@PollysAgency
has died. She was lovely friendly & caring & very good at her job & far too young. I’ll really miss her & her sense of fun. She was always so supportive. I’m shocked to say the least. Bloody hell.
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So Wynstanley is now the 6th member of Brighton’s staff Chelsea have ‘purloined’. Clearlake’s intent is now crystal clear. Potter is there for the duration & expect a major clear out of players. It’s going to get worse before it gets better.Tho what happens if it gets really bad?
Cole Palmer’s Pen v Everton. 4th of his 4. Noni Madueke appears to want to take the pen as he thought he’d earned it as he was supposedly fouled. But it was Palmer who was fouled. Not that this is an excuse. Once Noni grabbed it Jackson decided to get in on the act. Petulant Kids
Chillwell absolutely outstanding today for
@ChelseaFC
in a much much better performance. Especially second half. Jorginho good too which will confuse a lot of people.
Upset that the brilliant ex
@ChelseaFC
@Kingcanners
Paul Canoville is critically ill after surgery. A really lovely friendly man whose huge warmth is always so great to experience. Sending big 💙 for his recovery. His stories about goal scoring are always so joyous & infectious.
Terrifically acted comedy scene. From em all. Sid sits back and drives it and Peter becomes the avaricious focus. Shot beautifully mostly in a two shot. No need for close ups. With the odd shot of Bernard who as usual is excellent.
In honour of the 100th birthday of Peter Butterworth, here he is with Sid and Bernie in perhaps his most famous Carry On moment. Pure joy!
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JK ‘s good cause Fanbite. It’s the Big Stamford Bridge Sleepout tonight at the Bridge where members of
@ChelseaFanCast
& many CFC characters will be sleeping rough for 2 worthy causes
@stoll_veterans
&
@BaronsProject
Please donate what you can.
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I was in 2 episodes of Minder and the Minder film and played a lot for Dennis Waterman’s Charity football team. He’d have a mass of old pros and celebs turn up. The best was playing at Bristol City alongside Norman Hunter. Dennis was a very friendly guy & a very fine actor indeed
Another "Stuff Wot I did" (with Jonathan Kydd) I wanted to call it "Stuff Wot I Done" But I'd have to be Jonathan Bunn. Which I'm not. This one's about the 1986 AA 'in the sand' ad. I was the dad!
Should we be complaining about Poch? He hasn’t improved anyone has he. That’s surely his job. Give them an identity. Get them performing at a top level. We haven’t seen any of that. They’re playing mediocre football. Palmer is the only one at an elite level. & he already was.
Oh Kacy. No no. Tuchel has had nothing to do with it. Injury has contributed hugely. CP himself will admit his form has been very hit and miss. We all want him to be the player he was two years ago but at the moment he’s playing at about 50% of his potential. It’s down to him.
I love my Blues, and respect Tuchel...but I'll never forgive him for what he's done to
@cpulisic_10
. He literally broke this incredible player. As a Chelsea/USA fan...please give him to Klopp. You are loved Puli!!
#FreePulisic
#Keepfighting
My father
@SamKyddActor
now has an ‘official’ website. It’s the cleverly titled . There are some nice pics and a lot of info. Please have a butcher’s. Ta.
It’s me aged 12 with my dad, embarrassed at being photographed in my dressing gown and pyjamas purely for a photo opportunity with a photographer when it was four in the afternoon & I’d had to change out of my school uniform. And I’ve no idea why the bike was in the hall. Sheesh.
I’m on in two hours talking about me dad!
@SamKyddActor
The first volume of his unpublished autobiography ’Be a Good Boy Sam’ 1946-53 is soon to be published. It’s a good fun read.
❤️ Thanks so much
@TalkingPicsTV
for such lovely words. I hope to have the first part of his memoirs ‘Be a Good Boy Sam 1945-52’ finished &published very soon. His was a remarkable life and career & he tells it with such humour. Your support & love for him is superb
@SamKyddActor
On this day in 1915. debatably the finest character actor of them all,
#SamKydd
was born. With hundreds of appearances on TV and films, he is a regular face on
@TalkingPicsTV
for new generations to enjoy his remarkable talent. See him in THE HIDEOUT (1956) Sat-20-Feb at 8:15pm
Just back from the magnificent new White Hart Lane where
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demolished Spuds today. Will go down for me as one of the great occasions watching the Blues. Superb support and a great team performance - Willian wonderful - and then Frank -who gets it- fist pumping at the end. Wow
Hello everyone we’ve postponed the book signing of my dad’s book
@SamKyddActor
at Stamford Bridge tomorrow at
@gate17marco
’s stall until the weather is more clement. It’s due to chuck it down. So we shall reconvene V Norwich. Sorry for the toing and frowing. My dad woz a blue btw