RT @Avalanche: “Spaghetti cuz the *flavor*” - Lucas. 📺: @AltitudeTV. #NextGenAvs #GoAvsGo

RT @Broncos: This is why @Alexander_CB45 wears purple. 💜. For every retweet, @EmpowerToday will join us in donating $1 to the @alzassociati….

RT @infiniteobjects: losing my mind at this

RT @dog_rates: This is Kevin. Sometimes his tongue gets stuck on wiggle mode. Everything’s fine he just has to wait it out. 13/10 https://t….

RT @PeachyKneeSocks: Me when I pspspspsps at a cat and it runs away

RT @dog_rates: This is Jack. He discovered a new way to get downstairs. 14/10 very innovative good job Jack

RT @JimmyTatro: Crazy when youtubers that are famous for caking their faces with makeup turn out to be different than their online personas….

RT @SoooSami: my best friend said, “at some point you just have to let go of what you thought should happen and live in what is happening”….

I make fun of my cat all the time for laying around the house, sleeping, eating, not doing anything worthwhile. Realized today I’ve been laying around the house, sleeping, eating, not doing anything worthwhile sitting right next to her.

RT @dog_rates: This is Duke. He was first elected mayor of Cormorant as a write-in candidate in 2014. In 2016, literally everyone in the vi….

RT @NYCofficeworker: employer: “you’re hired, salary is $36k”. me: ”I was hoping for $50k”. “we have coffee on tap and a casual dress code”….

going on week 2 of unemployment, my days consisting of the gym, online shopping, and watching HGTV. Is this what being a housewife is like??.

RT @DanBilzerian: If one more model with 100k followers refers to herself as a “brand” I’m gonna jump off my roof.

The older I get the more I remind myself of my cat alternating from couch to bed taking naps all day.