Twitter/X be traumatizing me every time I open this damn app anymore.

I was talking to a client I haven’t seen in a few years and she interrupts me “Did you have a baby?” “Yeeeees? Wait how’d you know?” “lol your hair” …Oh😂😂😂

anytime i leave my house when it is >-30 below, i’m surprised to see other people left their house too

I get so exited when my baby is ready for a nap. Heck yeah let’s go take a nap. This mama is always ready for a nap😌🥱

Not me yelling at the UAF police officer “girl where’s your hat!?” It’s cold outside 😅🥶

Being a working mom to a new baby is not for the weak😮‍💨

The original was an Irish blessing and I just Eskimoized it.

Tell your dog I said hi

Everyone kept saying “hold them close, cause time flies”. So every moment and every night when Ross wakes me up, I make damn sure to soak in all of him, no matter how tired I am. And it still doesn’t feel enough. He’s just about 4 months. Time is a thief😢

As a step parent and new parent, I’ll forever be thankful for the coparenting relationship that I have with David, his ex wife and her husband. Even at the worse times, it’s still better than most coparenting situations. pc: Erin🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

My girl is 3 years old today. Happy birthday Eska🥳🐶🤩🥰🎉🩷

Quit being so dramatic, we’ll be by to visit soon😂

You ever still think about that one rock that you kicked the whole way walking home from school? I wonder where it’s at now.

we’ll keep calling it Twitter the way Natives who move to the city still call them “AC bags”

I read this in squirrelly Dan’s voice #letterkenny

Chicken dinner

I had a donut for breakfast and I swear this baby is going to bust out of my belly like the koolaid man.

I wore a shirt that I’ve been thinking of getting rid of but a girl commented on it being a nice shirt and now I want to keep it lol

My sister telling me about our 8yo niece when she was asked, “where’s your favorite place and why?” And her answer was “in Fairbanks because that’s where my cousins are” and I🥹🥹❤️❤️

I just watched this video that made me laugh so hard I cried and woke up David😂😂 he gets annoyed and says “go laugh out there and go get your oil changed while you’re at it too” and I💀💀💀🦭