🌸 Chelsea Cirruzzo
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The Library of Congress says it worked with curators and Capitol Police to make Lizzo playing James Madison’s flute happen safely last night. This is Lizzo practicing at the library on Monday. The 1813 flute was gifted to Madison and later saved by Dolley Madison. Photo from LOC.
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tragic: according to instagram stories the worst person you know got a taylor swift presale code
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what's joe biden's plan to make taylor swift add a dc location to her tour
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me in the passenger seat while my fiancé drives us 5 hours
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A fun detail in the LOC’s press release about Lizzo’s visit: The instruments kept in the library are MEANT to be played from time to time!
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So I just have a question for the Maryland drivers,,,what did your road test consist of?? like was driving on it?
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Much more accurate to say though: People enslaved in the White House saved this priceless artifact. A 15-year-old boy Paul Jennings was the one who saved the George Washington portrait, for example:
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Just putting this out there
@librarycongress
I’d also love to see your collection of flutes including the walking stick flute 🥹
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my mom: omg pls be safe in dc today!!!
restaurants in dc:
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I love the library of congress so much I just asked where the bathroom is and they were like oh it’s behind the gutenberg bible
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hey take ur engagement photos at the national portrait gallery
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all 12 books you put on hold through libby at different times always become available AT THE SAME TIME
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does it bother you to know that AU & GW students are playing speaker of the house-themed drinking games in their dorm rooms rn
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you’re laughing? cherry blossoms are popping up in mid-february and you’re laughing?
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hot girls check their Libby accounts at the bar
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should I get a “confessional booth” for my wedding and demand people treat it like a reality show confessional
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everyone rolling up to the local function with one of these bad boys
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Capitol Hill tour guide just told his tour “this was the escalator George Washington rode!” and no one laughed :(
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one thing I find so funny about teaching at the university of maryland is half the students are dressed like this
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The DC Abortion Fund has received nearly 64k in donations between news breaking of the draft SCOTUS opinion Monday night and last night, they tell me. That’s almost double what they’d raised by noon yesterday. That’s enough to fund hundreds of abortions.
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happy women’s history month to these ladies in dc’s history 🫡
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Thinking a lot about long COVID lately. A provider who treats long COVID patients told me this morning: having long COVID is a full-time job.
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DC Health is hosting a “rodent control” academy tomorrow to help residents identify and manage rodent populations in their community.
Mom and dad….I’m going to rat college
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The D.C. public library has REAL da Vinci notebook entries and you can visit them for FREE. Run, don't walk, because they're only on display for two weeks before being returned to total darkness for three years.
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tonight is a presidential debate which means somewhere in dc some university students are devising a related drinking game
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some news: today is my first day at
@politico
! I’m joining the health team to co-author the morning pulse newsletter and report on HHS. so excited to be back in the health policy world and to join this team!
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killing DCist is a huge mistake and a tragedy
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Some news: we are getting married :) josh has been by my side for more than a decade and I’m so excited for many many many more decades to come. my future wife guy ❤️
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The honorary marshal of the cherry blossom festival parade will be D.C. native Lisa Ann Walters, or Melissa from Abbott 🌸
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pls
@netflix
for the dc season of love is blind tell the editors to do a cut of all the people in the pods who asked “so what do you do?”
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The Columbia Heights Target is full of new college roommates negotiating who is going to buy the plastic shelves and who wants to buy the over-the-door mirror ❤️
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News: I.M.P. is opening a new 450-person club next to the 9:30 Club called The Atlantis on May 30. Tickets for the inaugural show list will be $44 and the Foo Fighters will be the first show.
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New from me: The feds will be restarting the free mail-order Covid tests program soon — no details yet on when or how many per household.
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D.C. is installing harm reduction vending machines, stocked with Narcan, fentanyl testing strips, and hygiene products, in four locations in a harm reduction pilot program. The machines are grant-funded to two community partners: HIPS and Family and Medical Counseling Services.
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Hey freelancers: I have a ✨guide to freelancing✨ with tips on how to write a pitch, how to track your work, how to set rates and more. I finally got around to updating it two years after I made it and it now includes more info on rates & internet safety:
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personal news: excited to announce I'm joining the hundred as one of their smartest, fastest young writers. thank you roman roy for the opportunity!!!
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AMY SCHNEIDER VS MATT AMODIO VS MATTEA ROACH ON JEOPARDY ON ELECTION NIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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one thing about dc is we LOVE wild animals on the loose let’s go BEAR
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Some news: Tomorrow is my last day at
@axios
! It's been such an honor launching a newsletter devoted to everything I love about D.C. but it's time to do something new. Tomorrow (and Sunday) will be my last editions. I'll still be in D.C. and still be around for the Local Angle.
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reporters love tweeting “interesting” or “wow” when they really wanna say something about something but can’t
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I have no supporting evidence but dc tourists are NPCs
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The original 9:30 Club (photo from the library of Congress archives) vs. the new replica, The Atlantis, which opens tonight.
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LET HIM OUT
Peek-a-boo! 🐼
This might be the final glimpse we get of the pandas on the ground in the D.C. area.
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men it’s that time of year !!! your shorts length must NOT exceed the length of your fingertips with your arms at your sides!!!
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if I was in Paris at the eras tour right now and I came outside to the northern lights I’d pass away
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D.C. residents: Starting Weds, you can get your flu shot and the Omicron-specific booster shot at pharmacies/ COVID-19 centers. The Pfizer booster is available for 12+ and Moderna is available for 18+. It must be 2 months since your last COVID-19 shot.
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happy dc election toddler vaccination summer solstice longest of the year day
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proposal to turn rock creek park into one huge tatte
Washington, D.C. could fit AT LEAST five more Tattes in here. Are they stupid?
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DC needs to hire him
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here’s the thing: Andy’s pizza is the best pizza in dc
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babe pls you’re killing the dmv girlies
UM. Looks like I’ll get to see more of your beautiful faces than previously expected… we’re adding 8 shows to the tour 😆
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I have something earnestly gross to say: my partner and I are celebrating 13 years together in a couple of weeks and want to have a really really fun fancy dinner in dc and need some ideas…
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Extremely sad to say that we said goodbye to our baby Tiger yesterday. My family adopted Tiger when I was 6 and she’s been a grumpy, sweet, and stubborn part of my life ever since. We are so lucky to have had nearly 21 years with her ❤️
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tasked my fiancé with taking the photos when we visit wedding venues and then they’re all pictures of me like this
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asked my fiancé to “please go get something from trader joe’s for dinner” which he correctly took to mean “get the frozen orange chicken for dinner.”
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pls do not disturb me I just got to the part in my book where they asked the inn for two beds but only got one
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it was probably real crazy to be a caveman and suddenly there was an earthquake or a solar eclipse like..........you can't even tweet through it
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remember when people in dc were hopping into a ball pit with hundreds of other people at the national building museum for a summer
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if you’re in line to give me a little forehead kiss STAY IN LINE
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I love you tswift but you are not seeing the pearly gates for making the dc girlies travel to philly the SAME WEEKEND as upenn graduation
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again this is a local story because olivia wilde went to georgetown day school and jason sudeikis grew up in fairfax, virginia
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A new D.C. report suggests building public restrooms in the Union Station area, Dupont Circle area and Starburst Plaza area as part of a pilot program for 24/7 public restrooms. Public comment on the restrooms is now open through June 30.
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Excited to be back at the Smithsonian Air & Space museum this morning for a preview of the new exhibits opening next Friday and even more excited to report that the museum still Smells Like That
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is Washington Harbour a building or a boat, discuss
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there’s literally estimated wait times to go inside
@wmata
’s 8000 series train on the mall DISNEY WORLD WHO??
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a love story about two Swifties who fall in love while on the Amtrak up to Philly but their love is threatened when one of them reveals they bought a bunch of seats to resell for hundreds of dollars
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On one hand, not every long, roundish object or thing needs to be phallic imagery
On the other hand, this is most definitely a penis park imo
To help all of us remember Metro's Silver Line is not just an airport shuttle, there is this lovely and well-intentioned park a few miles from Ashburn station!
It's full of little gems. A fountain at the tip. Streets named Crescendo and Finale parallel to the stream.
#RideSilver
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It’s summer in dc baby I’m in need of a frozen drink and some Benadryl anti itch spray
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happy fall only to the planner friends who are now tasked with wrangling the group chats into apple picking, leaf peeping, and a group halloween costume
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I was at a wedding last night where this happened
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maintenance fixing the lightbulbs in my bathroom: quick question, do you have any pets?
me, not wanting to pay pet rent: no
them, pointing at the litterbox: you sure
me: my cat just died and i haven't been able to remove it :(
my cat suddenly waking up on my bed and meowing
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trying to get out of l’enfant plaza correctly is a TEST
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Columbia Heights got a normal Christmas tree this year :(
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Ah to be a very rich guy being wooed by two regional governments
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I love that the Barbies are all accomplished and the Kens are just like “here’s another one!”
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She’s about to publish a tell-all article in The Cut
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if I owe you an email back, please be patient with me, it's rainy and gloomy out and I'm sad :(
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the transition from cold weather to HOT weather is SO AGGRESSIVE IN THIS CITY
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“Every line goes to gallery place” your move
@wmata
Out of all the things we’ve seen today, I guess it’s only proper to top it off with a debate over which Metro lines serve Gallery Place 😂
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guy in front of me at the lady gaga concert googling “lady gaga”
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hear me out: one big airbnb of the dc gorlies going to tswift in philly
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