So I have this thing now. Unfinished but I am paranoid about losing my progress so... here.

Be gay, do crime! 🌈

I have so many headcanons around stob but they are so naturally translated to the characters and fit within so many other people's headcanons that I forget they aren't the default ideas.

⠀“ be careful. don’t die. ” ⠀“ only because you asked. ”

day 215 #tf2 "Neonatal (new born) baboon imitating facial expressions"

(not that he ever doubted himself 😒)

Not because he believes. He seems the type to have stopped believing young but still pretended(both out of social pressure and just enjoying the repetition of worship). Prayer before during and after exams would be a MUST, mostly a comfort thing, something recognizable.

Dr. Robotnik, when he finally leaves the orphanage and is unsure of what to do in a secular school:

i don’t draw him enough 😢

Pee

“erm robotnik shouldnt return for sm4 he died and it dampens the impact of his final message” LALALA DONT CARE, ITS BASED ON SONIC CD WHICH HAS TIME TRAVEL ELEMENTS AND SHADOW (who has been shown teleporting other people in the movies) IS LITERALLY SHOWN BEING ALIVE AND WELL DGAF

Today I learned I can read 900 words per minute on the first try?

https://t.co/LWg4jOsUfh

And this, for me

https://t.co/c8AcvDowVa

Stone could pull this shit no problem actually, make him scary on purpose

jschlatt to slimecicle

a man and his fursona #johnwick #shadowthehedgehog

... A... Abysmal ... 🚫 Do not disturb mode on.

Social media is tough #cancelled #stobotnik #satire

precious boi