Ranky
@Chef_ranky
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If a striker scores 40 goals a season and a goalkeeper concedes 40 goals a season, who will be more ashamed?.
If a woman sleeps with 40 men and a man sleeps with 40 women, who will feel more ashamed?.
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😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
too broke to afford my next spotify subscription, i should start screen recording my favorite songs.
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You can do fraud and still be a good person.
Maturing is realizing that ………. ?.
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Age affects men too. The older you get, the lower your chances of marrying your dream wife.
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U and ur mama own no deserve millions likes?.
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How're we gonna know when you girls are beggin' like an orphan?.
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Went through your media and I have seen how you dehumanized men. Please don’t ever quote me again
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this man gotta be one of the best big accounts on here. No gender bashing , onlyfans promos, porn, or random nonsense and all. Jus memes, good vibes, a bit of banter , interesting and intellectual posts too. WHAT A GUY !.
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Me and the boys waiting for Tiwa savage son to grow and open twitter acct so we can cook him with his Mom mid s£x tape.
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Bro, I thought it was part 2 💔.
Adorable moment bride's sister came from the U.K to surprise her at her wedding.
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Cheap ? Every girl on this app go sleep with burnaboy for that lambo 😂.
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When a woman really loves you, not even a billionaire can take her away from you 💨👀.
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hello, officer! i’m ranky, I do fraud and i sell weed to kids in my neighborhood. i live at no 27, tejuosho street, surulere, lagos state. Come do the needful ❤️🙏.
The first female Public Relations Officer for the FCID Annex in Lagos.
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The only female artist with no good music only posting naked pictures online.
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Omoo Twitter wild Sha. I can't this is eudorah my primary school crush 😂.Wow! .It's been so long. How are you?.
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This one obough go dey smell fufu.
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How much for a night ?.
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Boy gc
Guys; let's show them what guys gc looks like.
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Idk how to explain this but she looks like a cockroach.
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If you cheat on this kain babe, God suppose punish you and your family. And everything you lay ur hands on go be problem to you.
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naija babes 🇳🇬. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDSO_E. I will come for the M later".
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Omo I don tire, make person help me.
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a selfie of you chilling with a few bad bįches ?.
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my guy has been treating infection since he linked up with hydonni.
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AI can never do ashawo work. So you still have hope.
AI is coming for our jobs, what are we doing next 😭?.
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Your mama own no deserve million likes?.
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Same driver?
My bolt driver suddenly cancelled my ride for no reason and I don’t know why💔.
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"no be your mama breast be this" Next generation bant go too sweet 🤣.
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Hey, I want to wizarab with you text me precious.
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Every time I remember, I used to be homeless, sleepin' under a bridge, tears would roll down my face. Look at me now, livin' large, doin' things my mates can't even do in the next 10 years. My brother, No matter what life throws at ya, don't give up on your dreams, man! 🎉".
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Yahweh, hydonni and co can post their naysh here but, urgly Gramm can't post the naysh he paid for 😂?.
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This is a face over which wars are fought. For which millions are condemned to di£. This is a face that men sail towards To behold and protect. This is the last sunset, I have never seen anyone beautiful like this in my life ❤️.
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Fumbling you is my biggest regret in life . I was young , foolish & stupid & I regret all my mistakes and decisions now . Forgive me please let’s continue what we started in college . It’s been years & I still can’t move on. I need you please 😩.
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God please take me be4 he drop this song 🙏.
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If anything happens to her parents, you all should hold her responsible.
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Don’t let them fool you on this app, Davido's “5ive” is a solid hit. everybody dey chop am offline.
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Like this tweet if you still haven't followed this account.
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I don't know the girl I'm gonna marry, but I've seen the ones I know I'll never marry.
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Omo I don tire, make person help me.
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You never marry ur breast don dey touch ur stomach 💔 e no go better for Dami.
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hey beautiful @_theladymo, on this day of love, i want you to know how much you mean to me. you're the sunshine that brightens up my day, the calm in every storm, and the safe haven where i can always be myself. your kindness, your smile, and your laughter are just a few of the
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Hold this ratio my Idolo ❤️.
Pray make dem sabi you , as them take sabi me ….
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DAVIDO🥹.
mentioning davido alone dey bring engagement 😂🔥.
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every guy has a little bit of gàyness in them, they just need to meet the right person to bring that side out.
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failure is a woman’s thing nah, why she take her life ?.
BREAKING: A 19-year-old girl has reportedly committed suicide in Lagos over ‘low score’ in UTME.
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😂 😂 😂
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All these people wey dey commit suic! de think say na only them hand dey touch. Lol.
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Una dey drag only big acct 😂? E get some small accts wey get pride pass big accts.
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No igbo boy will send you 30k to see ur puna, it can only be one tribe.
I have 700 people sending me 30k every month, and you want me to stop because you like me but you won’t compensate me.You must be very stupid.
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You just know it's pink with a little touch of black.
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Davido is a blessing to Afrobeats, if you ħate obo your life don spoil and e no suppose better for you.
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You call yourself a feminist, but you only post your father. What happened to your mother??
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Omoo Twitter wild Sha. I can't believe this is Mimi my primary school crush 😂.Wow! .It's been so long. How are you?.
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I don come again oo rankybites let's bring this trophy home 🙏😭
100 likes i go do you 2k for 16gb.
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Country dey spoil, daddy zee still get time dey nack mummy zee.
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I go call you when you don reach ejehhh😂😂
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Davido is a blessing to Afrobeat, if you ħate obo e no suppose better for you.
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If you never get banger tweet since you join this app, gather here let's know each other 😂.
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You look like you're from Manchester. Can we be united?.
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Like this tweet if you don't care.
met a twitter mutual😋.
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This guy go settle for babe wey her s*xtape dey everywhere, Smh.😭🤦🏻♂️.
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Black cap and timberland 😳
i was robbed by a group of people who took all my belongings including my money. the only detail i remember is the man wearing timberland boots and a black cap who kicked me before I passed out.
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Maturing is realizing Davido is the greatest afrobeat artiste of all time.
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