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Chef Greens

@ChefGreens

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12-time lemon eating champion. 92 inches tall (as seen on Barstool Yak)

Joined February 2016
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
4 days
How the hell did Ohtani finish with an A+ in that group project? @Dodgers
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
5 days
Does Julio Rodriguez get paid for only regular season games? @Mariners
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
8 days
There should be a height requirement for the @NFL … @K1 👀
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
8 days
Sam Darnold should play in the @CFL
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
9 days
The @TexasLonghorns fans deserve to see Caldwell at QB
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
10 days
They should fire Bill from @UNCFootball for those disrespectful timeouts
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
10 days
Watching quad-box news is for psychos. Its Saturday with 12 college football games on and @YouTubeTV still crams these absolutely insane multiview options down our throats
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
18 days
You aint made it until you can do karate in the kitchen
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
18 days
Hey @Rangers your players have clearly given up, not sure if you charged for this game, but the fans deserve a refund
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
22 days
Hey @YouTubeTV I feel like yall are trolling with these Sunday afternoon quad box presets…? #incompetence
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25 days
Trevor Story making 2 errors but hitting a home run late and still the @RedSox lose by 2… typical Boston behavior
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Chef Greens
26 days
These @RedSox are a waste of a playoff spot
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Chef Greens
27 days
The @mlb MVP award explained in one picture
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
29 days
Fat Burrow day at the stadium
@NFL_DovKleiman
Dov Kleiman
29 days
Holy Sh*t: A young Bengals fan and an elderly Bengals fan got into a MASSIVE fight at yesterday's game, with many punches being thrown to the face. This fight occurred right after Joe Burrow got injured. Both fans were kicked out of the stadium by security.
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@ChefGreens
Chef Greens
29 days
Hope the @nfl is happy with their officiating in the @Broncos game…
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Chef Greens
1 month
Are the Redskins even trying at this point…?
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@ChefGreens
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1 month
The @Brewers have been fully exposed
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@elonmusk
Elon Musk
1 month
A second conviction for aggravated violent crime should get life imprisonment
@cremieuxrecueil
Crémieux
1 month
A ten strike law preventing people from leaving prison after that many violent crime convictions would reduce period violent crime by 20% Five strikes would cut violent crime by 40% Three strikes would halve violent crime Two strikes would remove ~two-thirds of violent crime
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1 month
Lifetime?? Am I dead…?
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Chef Greens
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Why did the @NFL stop playing in the 2nd half of these games? (Minus rodgers/fields)
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