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The official account of the official pure pleasure food.

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Joined April 2011
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VELVEETA
24 days
My love language is more drip
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VELVEETA
27 days
I’m my own game-day ritual
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VELVEETA
29 days
Always walking the gold carpet ✨
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VELVEETA
1 month
If I’m not on the table at a tailgate the game’s not worth watching
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VELVEETA
1 month
I don’t do fashion trends. I just do fashion
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VELVEETA
1 month
Drip level: legendary 🔥
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VELVEETA
1 month
If there’s a tailgate, I’m there
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VELVEETA
2 months
Every bite a main character moment ⭐
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VELVEETA
2 months
First rule of tailgating: bring the drip 🏈
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VELVEETA
2 months
Queso and a yap
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VELVEETA
2 months
Queso keeps the sun shining 🌞🧀
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VELVEETA
2 months
Can’t tell if my glow is from the sun or just my natural essence
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VELVEETA
2 months
Current mood: cheesy, creamy, no apologies
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VELVEETA
2 months
I’m a party in any pot 🎉
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VELVEETA
2 months
Gold is my main personality trait
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VELVEETA
2 months
One melt. Endless flavor. Just sayin’
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VELVEETA
2 months
Today’s agenda: indulge 🤤
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VELVEETA
3 months
Spill the drip, not the tea
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VELVEETA
3 months
Airport security took my Velveeta and I know it’s cuz they just want it 🧳
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VELVEETA
3 months
Summer is for vibes, Velveeta, and views
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