Hacker
@CheatingHack3r
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"Want some advice? Make like the order and break the rules if you wanna BEAT ME.” #Ptwt/#BlockBound/#SMLRP Ran by @Nullthewrit3r (NOT AFFILIATED WITH MC JAMS)
Joined December 2025
“Pal,some costume and creative mode doesn’t make you the real deal. Buzz off,Kid.”
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“UNC DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGMA LANGUAGE.”
❝ Whatever! I’ve been in jail for way too long to know whatever you losers are trying to say! ❞
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“NO IT MEANS YOUR OLD DUMMY GET WITH THE TIMES.”
❝ Is unc short for uncle. Okay like, screw you too?? I’m more AUNT than… “UNC”. But even then i’m not old enough to be an auntie?! ❞
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“OKAY UNC.”
❝ Why are people calling me old?? Excuse me, i’m like, ONLY 30. 30 isn’t grandma status?! Like?! ❞
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“NO PROBLEM. I ALWAYS LOVE TO HELP THE ELDERLY.”
❝ I just said I don’t have one- You know what? Whatever. Sure. I’ll go get a map somewhere. Thank you soooo much. ❞
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“YOU GOTTA THINK OUT OF THE BOX BRO BESIDES LIKE CHECK A MAP OR SOMETHING.”
❝ If you can’t help then like, don’t tell me or whatever??? You’re not exactly contributing to anythingggg. ❞
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“UHHHHH GO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION???”
❝ Obviously I KNOW that. DUH. I’m asking which way to go. I like, don’t know. And I don’t have a map either. ❞
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“YOU GO THERE???? DUH.”
❝ I need to go to Redstonia from Beacontown. Like, for no reason at all. How do I do that? Asking for a friend. ❞
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IM SPEAKING THE WAY ALL THE REAL SIGMAS DO GET ON MY LEVEL
ARE YOU EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH????
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“IM SPEAKING THOSE W FACTS WITH MY FELLOW SKIBDI’S WHILE GETTING THAT LOW TAPER FADE AT 3 AM.”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING
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“BRO TRYNA HATE ME BECAUSE IM ON THAT SIGMA ENERGY 67% OF THE TIME AND THE W OHIO SKIBDI THE OTHER 61%”
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“THEN GO TO THE END OF NOWHERE. DUMMY.”
im not fucking locking in im in the middle of no where
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“BRO JUST NEEDS TO LOCK IN.”
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“GUYS…. THEY MIGHT LIKE JESSTRA.”
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“LOL IMAGINE GETTING LOST JUST GET UNLOST DUMMY.”
i got lost on the way home okay.
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“SHE’LL BE FINE! NOW COME ON!” -Dragging her into the bus-
“L-LET ME GO! I-I CANT LEAVE HER HERE!!” [Trying to pull her arm out.]
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“Oh you gotta be- COME ON!” -Grabbing her arm as he drags her outside.-
“T-TELL THEM TO LEAVE WITHOUT US THEN!” [Instinctively just yelling while panicking badly.]
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-Suddenly the sound of loud footsteps were heard.- “HEY. DUMMY. HURRY UP.”
“A-ANN..?!” [Even more pulling the door.]
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“JUST MOVE!” -He shoves past them.- “AND NEXT TIME GO BEHIND A BIG A TREE OR SOMEWHERE THAT ISNT IN MY PATH!” -And he’s gone.-
glancing at herobrine , then back at hacker . i dont think his face can get any redder .
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“YEAH. I WAS WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO MOVE OUT THE WAY. AND JEEZ. YOU TWO ARE JUST..” -Hacker sighs.- “GENUINELY ITS SO OBVIOUS AT THIS POINT.”
“ have you. have you just been watching ???? us ??? “
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“SO….???? ARE YOU GUYS DONE HERE OR NOT. IM TRYING TO WALK HERE.” -Waiting impatiently as he tapped his foot on the ground.-
whipping his head around to stare at Hacker , his entire face flushed a hard pink .
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