Deadpool
@ChatterboxMerc
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Do I need an introduction? The Mighty Un-Shut-Up-Able Merc! The Regenerating Degenerate! The Merc With the Mouth! You, my dear friend, can call me Deadpool.~
Go ask your Mom, she knows..
Joined January 2018
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"Get back down there! I wasn't done talking about how they threw fourty bands for a game! Did you know I can relate to that, my little Hoover?"
Pulls his mouth off of @ChatterboxMerc's cock. "Okay STOP talking about your Rivals debut. I literally have no idea what you're even saying, and I don't care about the Zaza-Magik drama."
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"So Morbius, The Joker, and Skeletor is played by the same loser??"
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"I wonder if that Black Widow that posts the grainy png titties is up at this hour? I'm gonna check a following list."
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"Are we more Marvel Rivals RP now, or do I actually have to put effort into this?" [One's a lot easier to keep up with, that's for sure..] {OH! BUT, WE LOVE READING!} "Papa always told me reading was for squares. Hah! Jokes on him."
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"That it is.." DP rose from her bed with a grunt.
yaaaaawnn itβs too early .
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"Alright, fine! But I latch on like a baby on a double D titty!"
βAyo? No bites over here merc, just licks and nibbles.β
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"Mind if I take a bite? I'm more of a blue cheese guy myself."
Imma dip my balls in some thousand island dressing.
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"Dudes dogs are just.. out."
β His eyes burned with the glow of Apokolips as he spoke again, a thunderous whisper shaking the vacuum itself: "Let the universe beholdβ¦ the soles that have crushed gods and worlds alike. Beholdβ¦ and tremble." β
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"Hey, calling your landlord and threatening to lobotomize them gets your bills paid for you."
"And by area, you mean in your head, right?"
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"They do in my area!" [No they don't..] {WE THREATEN OUR LANDLORD!}
Vibes don't pay bills.
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"And now there's a trillion of me! Wonder when the hype dies down? Do I get bonus points for actually READING these comics before the hype of Rivals??"
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"YEAH, M-- oh. No."
"Isn't it Venom? I swear I saw memes about his ass."
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Deadpool. DNI.
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Canned Heat playing in Wade's apartment, he was currently dancing like a mad man in nothing but his boxers and mask.
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