If Trump wants to take over Canada, then French will become an official language of the #60 (you dont think Canada will let all 100 of its Provences to become ONE STATE?) United States. Also we will have #UniversalHealthcare!

So @realDonaldTrump wants to make #canada the #51stState. I go with that as long as we get #UniversalHealthCare and #milkinabag.

I find it ironic that @realDonaldTrump will be going after #undocumentedimagrants, but not the people or companies that hire them!

My favorite Christmas special! https://t.co/c3FrjOOlEu

How about we make #divorcedperson ineligible to hold #publicoffice?

#RFKJr is worried about #floride in the water. He should be more concerned about #lead!

A new test to become #Secretary of #DOD: You must be able to #throw an #axe hit the #target while not hitting a #drummer!

I guess it is just #dontdoasido, #doasisay!

Why is it the #Evangelicals support #divorced #remarried #presidentialcandidates (#Reagan and #Trump) when they want to end divorce for the rest of us?

I just heard that @realDonaldTrump's pick for #AttorneyGeneral is #pedophile @RepMattGaetz!

To all who say this is a #ChristianNation:

https://t.co/QGyc5DcJbb

You would think that @elonmusk has enough money to buy a #longertshirt.

For #ChristianNationists who want to deport #immigrants, read #2Chronicles6_32thru33.

I thought there couldn't be anything uglier than a #Hummer until I saw/the #CyberTruck!

My blood journey is complete & ready to help someone. Donate blood & help save more than one life with the #RedCrossBloodApp. https://t.co/Tm04kUeQ0l

We are doomed by the #poorlyeducated! (And who loves the poorly educated?)

#DickCheney should invite @realDonaldTrump to go #quailhunting!

How do we know know that the #2000mules weren't stuffing the ballot boxes with ballots for @realDonaldTrump?

The #Dodgers have a bigger crowd than any of the #TrumpRallys!