Matt
@CharismaVacuum
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I miss when we had smart people in government.
Divided States of America
Joined May 2013
She’ll be telling Michael Cole “cut the shit” in six months or less.
Jade Cargill is recruiting for her baddie section “I'm tired of looking at you slobs man. You guys do NOTHING for me. I'm sure the men could agree.”
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When I’m mean-mugging someone but I flex too hard, accidentally fart and get embarrassed:
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Every motherfucker in this room is abhorrent.
🚨 JUST IN: Incredible moment as President Trump sits down for dinner with MELANIA, Cristiano Ronaldo, JD Vance, Apple CEO Tim Cook and others at the White House Elon Musk is there too! This is what true CLASS looks like. 47 knows how to be an amazing host.
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He’s still doing the shitty sit-down comedy.
Bill Maher is no longer doing stand-up comedy tours because "I could get shot by the left or the right." “I don’t want to be out there in this country, in this political atmosphere... It’s a good time to not be out there... I'm also tired of being twice as funny as people who
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I shaved my legs and froze my baby for THIS?
MESSAGE TO DONALD TRUMP: I stood in the cold at your Rallies, I bought your merch, I donated to your campaign, I took your side over family members, just to have you safe guard pedophiles and put Americans last?
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He has more pictures with Epstein than I have with my grandparents.
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TRUMP: I WASN'T WITH EPSTEIN ALL THE TIME AT ALL
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Okay, @VLONEPREDATOR. It’s time. Gotham needs you.
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Even on the one thing Trump has supposedly shown principles on, he still will sell that shit out for the almighty buck. Biggest grifter to ever live.
I am in tears. Here’s proof of how great of a father Trump is to his children: "Ivanka said to me, she said, 'dad, you're driving me crazy. Stop saying that.' I say it all the time. 'no drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes.' I think it worked” AMEN 🙏
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Lifelong buddies.
Yea. You pretty much nailed it.
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Penne is a top-tier noodle… and, if you disagree, I declare civil war unto you.
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Religious racists are much worse than secular racists, because the religious believe that man was created in God’s image. Meaning that… not only are they racist, they believe that God is also racist.
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Welp.
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Worst movies I’ve ever seen:
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I am getting very close to limiting my replies to verified only accounts. My feed is flooded with leftists and trolls. They are ruining the conversation. This is nothing against my unverified MAGA followers, but my threads have become unwatchable landfills.
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Just did my part to make Twitter a better place to scroll. Long overdue.
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