At first, I feared my lunch had blue cheese on top, but it turns out it was regular cheese approaching me very quickly.

Get out.

RT @Noahpinion: (The real lesson here is that when you unify church and state, people take out all their frustrations against the state by….

I'm going to That Twitter Replacement as @chad.org . Ping me if you want an invitation.

I know nothing and I'm just a tourist, but I arrived in Belfast right after Sinn Féin won the majority in NI Assembly and right before the Queen's platinum jubilee. The psychic vibes are spicy.

I love my USPS mail carrier even more, since seeing him gingerly carry up to my front door the crate I ordered, of several thousand angry-sounding honeybees.

Out of an abundance of . What's the funniest ending word you can plausibly fit in email this week? Post them here.

RT @deewhock: Nothing so damages a people as taking cunning men for wise.

The writing space is enormous! It could be in every human language and be as long as innumerable books. Or just a simple,."No, I am not imaginary. And don't eat pork. And rape is bad.".

A cool thing about the Webb telescope's completely new frontier is that the creator of the universe has a PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to give a message that is unambiguous. A deity that exists and wants us to know of it would seize it. Predictions?.

While seeing my family in person these holidays, I'm holding a grand "Here's How to Use a Password Manager" seminar. You should too.

Three Pfizer shots and now a flu shot, and not one hint of any side effects from them, which also means no hint of intended immunological effects. I probably shouldn't be nervous, right?.

RT @hikik0: I am looking for a new #remote #job related to computer #graphics development. I am skilled in #C, #Cplusplus, #OpenGL, #Vulkan….

Happy end-of-weekend. I made a ZFS slowness-analyzer tool. It displays zpool iostat histograms in a (gasp!) legible way. Have fun.

While I'm on the subject of eating, I want to give my example of unambiguous white-people food:. Fennel salad. Dice up fennel into a bowl. Add chunks of grapefruit. A little salt. Optional lemon juice or julienned onion. Let it sit in the 'fridge a spell.

I think the mythical perfect place in the US to live is where one can get both curds to make Poutine and pimento-cheese to make Tomato Pie. That would be a paradise.

Just came across a problem. A single request to a server would cause it to grow memory until killed for OOM. Killed meant request never ended, so wouldn't emit its metrics with the spike. The spikeless metrics hid the signal and made us look for general memory leak instead. Ugh.

RT @DannyBate4: Nobody asked for this, but here's an etymological diagram showing how the word 'fascism' is related to the word 'fajita'. h….

A fun phone keyboard iso-swipeism for "cooking out" is "coming out", so I have a few friends differently excited about what I'm planning this weekend. #pridemonth.

In trying to understand which kids my son was talking about from his climbing class, I asked him to clarify "they", and he explained he didn't want to assume genders. I didn't teach him that. He might be cooler than I am.

RT @cicadasayswhat: Oh man. 17 years was a long slumber. *yawn*. No, don't look at me! I'm sure I have bed-head hair. I need coffee. ….