Chad Westbrook
@ChadWestbrook
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I wrote all of the show ‘Friends’ by myself
Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2010
I heard all the clamoring for “content from 2003” so I listened
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Drag name: Mary Effkil . (It’s been 17 years since I’ve used this app).
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The way Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton announced their engagement is slaying
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Not a joke. Just did a Capitol tour, at the Lincoln Memorial the tour guide said “This is the biggest statue of a gay guy in the world.” And moved on.
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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and Ourselves. Also, I Shrunk the House, and Most, if Not All of Our Belongings. Our World View Probably Won't Change That Much. The Perspective Will Remain the Same, but Know That we are Shrunk.
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Had an audition for BestBuy today. One line, three words. After my first take, I got the note “less spiritual please”.
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RT @lyndseyisfrank: A fun new way to support my bald ass is to head on over to @ucbtla this Sunday at 10pm to watch the funniest do my favo….
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Sometimes I’ll straight up sit and eat an entire box of altoids in front of my friends, not caring at all about outside opinions.
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I wish BeReal let me take a pic whenever I wanted. I hate that it just lets me take a pic when it chooses. Idk. It just sucks.
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Every time I tweet I imagine myself going up to hundreds of people one by one and saying the idea out loud to them. If it makes me feel empowered and chic, I tweet it. If it makes me feel sad, scared, alone, I draft.
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