Chad Errio
@ChadErrio
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Stand up comedian... Actor... 5th Horse of the Apocalypse... Husband, father, firefighter, & elected official... What else you got?!?
Joined August 2009
Thank god you guys see it too…. I’m so high right now I thought the sky was on fire.
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You know what my favorite Bible story is? The one where Jesus takes the loaves of bread & fish, keeps it all for himself, and tells the poor people to go fuck themselves and get a second job if they can’t pay the bills.
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FOX News headline- “Liberal Antifa College Professor Attacks Federal Agent.”
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Went to the doctor today & got my flu shot. Came home & took a couple Tylenol for my ankle. Still terrible at math. Still not interested in trains. Weird.
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Got the Halloween stuff out of the attic today. This isn’t festive. It’s a cry for help.
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I still don’t understand why they asked me to be responsible for a dozen 8 year olds.
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Good news everyone! Although Jesus DID come down from the heavens to rapture the Christians, he saw his shadow so we get 6 more years before the apocalypse.
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Tylenol cases autism. Try new Covfefe! *side effects include brain worms & dementia
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really hope Trump was right when he said Latinos were criminals & “bad hombres”. Taco Tuesdays are gonna SUCK if they get raptured too.
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Are we sure the Rapture is tomorrow EVERYWHERE? My town doesn’t pick up the trash until Thursdays.
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Wait a second… The Rapture is on a Tuesday? What kind of asshole god would make you get up & go to work on Monday?
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“It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” - Charlie Kirk (2023)
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Nothing like a fancy Chicago wedding to remind my wife that she could’ve married up. ♥️
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Backed up to the edge of the balcony for this pic & Lisa never pushed me over. She really does love me!
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In Chicago for my sister’s wedding. Please pray for our safety! I hope the National Guard gets here soon to protect us from this madness! 😱
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New motorcycle. Same old idiot riding it. This one is alot like me- Loud, unstable, and statistically unsafe.
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Come witness chaos, comedy, and light liver damage as we act like the emotionally unstable clowns we are. This Saturday August 16th FOR FREE! (3/3)
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Out of pure, glorious https://t.co/DVBZBP2w6a’s Shots 'n' Giggles for FREE & I’ll be hosting while the other Nightcaps will be forced to take shots on stage every time they bomb, stutter, or just annoy me personally. What could go wrong? (Everything. That’s kinda the point) (2/3)
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Guess who didn’t want us at their fancy music & comedy festival next weekend? Yeah. Them. So Nightcaps Improv Comedy is throwing our own damn show! For FREE. Because if we can’t crash their party, we’ll throw a bigger, drunker, louder one across the street. (1/3)
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