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Why are only white turkeys pardoned?

Goddamn can i cook good

My cousins plate sucks

Im gonna gobble gobble on all ur white and dark meat and im gonna get stuffed and sprayed in ur gravy?? With my yams in ur face while im cleaning u mad and dick cheese??

My friend @a0neand0n1y says we should bring back the old thanksgiving where Men go and throw the pigskin around and women STAY in the kitchen God he disgusts me hes so sexist

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This is the best day ever

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Just a little plate for myself for thanksgiving dieting yk trying to watch my figure so im eating just a little

Its almost 8 pm and we still havent eaten

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U ever chill with a Mexican u think is cool & then they say the n word & u get sad :(

This has a turkey when u like it

Why is incest a thanksgiving tradition

Grounding me wont unfuck the turkey Grandma 🙎‍♂️

Only day to use the “I’m thankful for you this thanksgiving” line

This tea tastes like spaghetti

Is thanksgiving A Lunch or Dinner Holiday to you? My thanksgiving is a dinner holiday starts at like 7 pm

HAPPY THANKSGIVING