Cel22
@CelDubs
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I’m not famous...I just know a lot of famous people 🫡 #AlotOfTruthIsSaidInJest #WhoDontHearWillFeel How Many Times Link Below ⬇️
South Tottenham
Joined February 2014
You see how Majin buu just separated himself from the good part of himself and had a pure evil version of himself causing havoc. Yeah I need that skill right now 🤣
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Work has got me saying things like “Cheers Buddy“ “Now way, oh wow” “Core blimey” I hate myself for it. The work version of myself is such a dick head I swear I would rush him if I could uno. 😒
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There’s style and then there is milking it, Im always gonna be intrigued when I see high end elite level cars with a blue disabled badge propped on the windscreen Lol
Why can’t they get from A to B in style lol
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Nah but pls tell me why you need a 75plate two door convertible competition pack edition if you’re disabled and just trying to get from A to B 🤔
Disabled people getting nice cars etc is one of the few places I don’t mind my tax money going. People got no legs and you’re acting like they’re thieves
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Black ppl sniffing coke is the equivalent of a Rasta man nyaming pork 🤣🤣🤣
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This is how you know social media has got a lot of people in a chokehold. A man said he doesn’t get much interaction on his page but some of his posts have over a thousand likes. Yh calling a spade a spade. Coke heads 🤣
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The Jancroh, I’m joking we have an animal called the Coney which is native to the island.
China has the panda, Australia has the kangaroo. What does your country have?
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I thought Ghetts was a grub man before the music blew up. Heard a song which implies he was a car thief
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You should have just got the proper ting lol
since people want to be weird and WRONG, this is the jacket in question which i bought from the canada goose storeee in 2020 😂 shut up now
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I really think people do things on purpose to get a reaction outta me 🤷🏾♂️
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Pussy dem ah look
Men apologising that they haven’t checked in with me. Baby you ain’t my bae, ion care.
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But why? Nothing is going on round there for that tho. There could be dread locs growing I would not even know 🤣
I need men to wax their ass crack
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You’re right, because I have a degree and I don’t even put that shit on my cv. It came make you come across overqualified for other jobs it actually stops you from getting jobs unless you’re applying for one in the field of work you studied in.
3 degrees including two masters. I genuinely don’t believe university qualifications are a true test of intellect but nobody can call me uneducated 😭
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Sometimes they hide the sugar at work, I was raised in a SDA household by a grandmother with diabetes. Going without sugar is a skill I have acquired since a child. This will not stop me from making a cup of T
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Even a cameraman can work. Don’t be a waste man tho
In this life you can be any kinda man you please. Fire man Bin Man Road Man Tax Man Sound man Fisherman Vybz Man (man that go raving to dance) Milkman Gas Man Even A fucking police man if that’s your thing. There’s no excuse for being a wasteman though. None whatsoever!!!
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It was on point still I was wrong una 😅
I just got a draw and I can tell this about two grams maybe 1.5 short of a half ounce. I bet when I get home and weigh it I’m right. I been smoking weed for too many years to not be able to tell the weight by eye 😒
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