My latest featuring Kier Starmar's bold strategy to win back Leave voters.

I am out of the 🤡 business but my colleague @MeltHammer will now take over the reins.

Still not blocked.

RT @MikeGapes: After waiting three months for some plants to delivered I decided yesterday to risk it and go to B and Q the first time this….

Having my first game of mahjong since lockdown started tonight. I really should have used lockdown to learn the rules properly but the best laid plans and all that. .

Hearing reports that when a certain someone sets up a new Twitter account they get an instant 12 hour ban and can't follow anyone back.

Well, well, well.

RT @jewdas: @jamesrbuk @wurrance A far-right journo infiltrated and secretly recorded a jewish religious event. You sided with the journo.….

I sense the malevolent hand of Ian Austin here.

RT @RebootedStef: Stay in and fight they said.

It's for, er, an article.

Looking to speak to people who've been in rehab but relapsed and figured out how to pass follow up drug tests.

RT @JimothyBaker: America is following Ilford North where Antifa is also outlawed. As are all political organisations (except the Gape Goon….

I'm back (from rehab)!.

RT @RebootedStef: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Keep up the good work. Lmao.

RT @RebootedStef: Mike Gapes here in my DMs threatening legal action over our parody Labour report leaks. Lmao.

RT @RebootedStef: Obviously not the focus of the Labour report so it got missed in all the horrible stuff but there were WhatsApp transcrip….

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RT @RebootedStef: RIP Dan Hodges. We didn't agree on anything but im glad he's dead.

RT @RebootedStef: Christ, is there no end to this man's depravity?