It's what we always knew, those of us who've lost loved ones to that cult of death, to the devil that is the gun, it was never about rights to these folk, it was about being able to kill people to maintain this racist order. It was never about gun rights. Always about gun whites.

I just saw someone call fake "A.I." as "fancy autocorrect" and God, that's perfect.

A buddy cop movie about Snow White and the Rubik's Cube called FAIR AND SQUARE.

Ultimately, the redneck S.S. officers gunning down innocents in Minnesota are jealous of the Somali refugees they hunt because they know that immigrant experience is 1,000% more American than their racist miasma of entitlement & urban legend. Their experience is Confederate.

The bad news is that, yes, you are indeed special. The good news is that you're just as special as everyone else.

In Soviet Russia, time kills YOU!

The gap between what we think we want and what we actually understand is so much more vast than we will ever care to admit. Perhaps if we lived a thousand years or ten thousand years, we'd have the time to sort it all out. But again, even then, that's a longshot.

When I look at all the fat old racists who suddenly love the government violently oppressing in the way they pretended they were afraid of their entire lives, the only phrase I can think of to answer is LIVE FREE OR DIET. Hypocrites don't deserve dignity, they deserve awful puns.

Half of motivation in the arts is about trapping yourself in situations where you can only art your way out. Like a cat in a cartoon painting a floor until the only dry spot is where he stands. He's stuck! It's die there or paint a tunnel on the wall and walk through. That's art!

If you want any more proof that voted on awards mean nothing, Deion Sanders' kid is in the Pro Bowl after throwing 15,000 INTs. Not quite as egregious as Jeter's negative lateral range getting a Gold Glove but yeah. Voted awards mean less than prom court in sports.

Italian Wedding Soup suggests the existence of Italian Divorce Soup. It's probably keto.

Signs for the clearance section are inherently shelf-deprecating.

Man, Subway, there is no reason to call your meat wraps "protein pockets". There is no reason for this sin against language at all. You make your cheap sandwich sound like some kind of sex toy. "Protein pockets". You nasty, Subway. Subway, you nasty.

How can you take anything fake "A.I." does seriously? It's just a remixing of an algorithm so you can steal other people's property. It's just a very dumb computer program. YouTube's ad robot thinks I speak Korean and that I'm a golfer, for God's sake.

It's gonna be hilarious next weekend when the box office for the movie made about the world's most boring stripper made as a bribe for the Orange Nazi is beaten out by a low-budget horror movie by a guy who pretends to be scared by video games on YouTube.

Remember: the Nazis would have never risen to power in Germany either if the business class wasn't supporting their violence & hate because they saw profit in it. Behind every atrocity in history is a group of rich people who allowed it to happen so they could have another yacht.

You provide a better future for your children by creating a better shared society, not by lying cheating & stealing so they grow up rich. There are few worse things you can do for a kid's intellectual or moral growth than isolating them from learning consequences with money.

Carpet Diem. Vacuum today.

Every shift in tech or culture is to the inheritance class opportunity to use surface differences as justification to weasel their way back to the feudalism they long for, a return their culture's built around. To pretend rules are different now. That's all "Disruption" ever was.

Ludicrous beings are we, not this crude matter.