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I am a kind and gentle little boy. I do intense character work as Doug on @HumanoidPodcast.
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2009
@BuckHercules But I agree. Brief handshakes would have been fine. It's these 30 second half court heart to hearts I can't stand. Artificial.
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@BuckHercules I just think LeBron is an idiot. I hope my child is smart enough not to burn his hometown on national TV. Lifespans hip.
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@BuckHercules Also don't try to kick other people in the head. Also this: http://t.co/cbxBZeQG. I think they all have role model work to do.
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@BuckHercules LeBron tried to kick Rondo in the head off a dunk in the 3rd quarter. I don't blame him for bailing. Respect is a 2 way street
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@BuckHercules Disagreed about Rondo and KG. I love that they didn't pretend to like the Heat. It's fake. What's the point?
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West Virginia gas station problems: Do I use the bathroom labeled "Men" or the bathroom labeled "Papa Bears"?
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Hype Man: "Starting at forward, Andray Blatche!" Crowd: "(30 seconds of hearty booing)."
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Early highlight of 2012- girlfriend confusing the words 'metaphor' and 'microsoft'. "Puff the Magic Dragon ws TOTALLY a microsoft for drugs"
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I will refuse to believe Arrested Development is coming back until I can see the whites of Tobias' thighs.
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Just made eye contact with the DJ during the fourth Jimmy Buffet song of the last 20 minutes #ReallyHopeShesNotMyAunt #FamilyReunion
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Kobe Doin' Work In My Pants. Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs In My Pants. I Love You, Man In My Pants. #improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants
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@carolynmurdock You've discovered that I A-Read your blog B-Think you're funny and C-Owe you royalties. Can I keep em? Huh Cawowyn? Pweeeez?
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I probably should've done this a long time ago. Please read the footnotes, they're apparently my only outlet for jokes. http://t.co/nRZNa1O
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Plaxico Burress is out of jail, but the NFL is in a lockout. Looks like the league really shot itself in the foot on this one.
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My body's entry into this year's "Strangest Location for a Sunburn" Pageant #BacksofKnees #ImDumb
http://yfrog.com/gyo1icxj
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@carolynmurdock Accidentally said your name instead of allergy medicine Claritin. My mom:"You sound mucusy." Me:"It's okay. I have Carolyn."
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Sitting next to @mkbart. Have to strap myself to the chair so I don't go into orbit of #mikeshead
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