Cause it's on TV (Thomas Calvin)
@CauseItsOnTV
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Official X for - 'Cause It's on TV' - Home of Satire Cartoon Series: Earth-271, X-HQ, and Project Skolex -- 7.3k Subs on Youtube -- Just Google: "Earth-271"
Toronto, Ontario
Joined July 2025
If you end up on my show with Eddie Murphy color...its cause I respect you as a person. If you end up looking like Don Plum...it's cause I think your the 2nd kind of black person Chris Rock talks about IYKWIM Black people on my show are black... Purples are the other kind of
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I don't wanna live in Australia but in terms of posting on YouTube...I got the feeling they have the best advantage. Their 12pm overlaps with night time scrollers in the western hemisphere too. They miss out on Europe...but other than the UK and Spain...I don't really have
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I used to think confidence was about being perfect. Then I realized it's actually about being comfortable enough to ask for what you want without apologizing for it. There's something powerful about owning your desires instead of hiding them behind jokes or self-deprecation. We
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This is the EXACT reason why I have absolutely zero attraction to asian women. They're litterally overgrown kids. I cannot stand how they act. Japan is cool though, I'm not raggin on Japan...just asian women.
I think the Japanese may struggle bringing back that sort of military spirit in modern times. It's been 80 years of neutering
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I want 86400 views in 1 day. I want a view for every second...I will get there soon.
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https://t.co/8M3SxK8FUQ Does anyone get this vibe from the Guthrie's?
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10 years of the silent majority saying "enough of this shit, America for Americans" and you guys just double down and insist on pushing puerto Rican culture down everyone's throats....even Latinos hate puerto Ricans @cnn Read the fucking room...majority of people find this
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Some sick growth today too ...I think God is answering the prayer....3 hoor pancake surprise here I come!
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Grok in 2049 looking for the guy who made it generate over 1000 bikini pictures
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OH SO THE MAP GETS TO SAY IT, BUT IF I SAY IT, I GET IN TROUBLE!
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Holy hell...this is awful...this is like...watching this I felt like someone was making fun of Star wars and how cheesey and cutesy its become...only youre not making fun of it, you're advertising it this way. What in the FUCK is this!? This is WORSE than 7-9 even...
A new journey begins. Watch the big game spot and see The Mandalorian and Grogu only in theaters and IMAX May 22.
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Stephen Hawking is mentioned at least 232 times in the Epstein files.
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Man there's some fucking YouTube video I watched back in the fall that like implanted a whole bunch of how to that I am literally periodically remembering. I wish I remember which account I watched it on cause I cant remember and dont feel like sifting through 3 possible
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I can already feel it...gods gonna make me rich and famous and before I can go and do my 3 hoor pancake surprise every week...he's gonna drop the perfect girl on me and make me have to choose.
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I fucking HATE the Olympics...but I wont lie...this camera angle makes it kinda cool to watch...
This high speed FPV drone shot chasing athletes with synchronized telemetry got the winter olympics looking like a real life video game.
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