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Melanie

@CatholicSnob

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Catholic • Wife • Mother • Old Fashioned Charm • Snob

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Melanie
2 years
picture of the day JP and I ruined our lives at only 22 years old 😭
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7 months
“Sex before marriage is bad”.“That’s just what your religion says, not a fact”. Ya that’s why in order to have premarital sex you need persistent STD screenings, condoms or take pills every day to avoid pregnancy, & if you do get pregnant you need to become a murderer to continue.
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4 months
For parents with more than 1 child, can you tell me a really positive thing about having a second child? I don’t want the “they’ll be bffs!” Bc while there are chances they’ll be friends they could also be enemies. it’s true they can love each other they can also hurt each other.
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Melanie
1 year
So many women are offended Harrison Butker said his wife SAYS SO HERSELF that her life truly began as a wife and mom. But seriously, I’m sorry, is there some other thing in life that is superior to family? I’d love to hear how a career or traveling is somehow superior to family.
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Melanie
6 years
Girls in third world countries: “My family and I are starving. I’m being sold into sex slavery so they won’t kill my family”. American Feminist, 2019: “I stepped outside downtown and someone whistled at me. I’m so scared for my life. My therapist says I’m right to feel this way”.
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Melanie
5 years
Hi everyone. I have news to share with regard to this entire situation. A few days ago I tweeted a picture of Villanova social media actively aligning itself with the gay pride flag, and the LGBTQ community as a whole. Although as Catholics, we ought to love and respect all.
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Melanie
5 years
Well folks,,,, it’s been fun. I refuse to lock my account and delete the tweet. They can stay mad. The Catholic Church will not bend with the times and I’m not going to deny an obvious boundary in my beliefs. The Church does not owe anyone that. (Thank you for the support btw).
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5 years
Telling a girl she can’t have a career unless she aborts her baby is anti women.
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Melanie
5 years
This is the last I will say on the situation. Please pray for those Catholic students similar to me who attend Villanova, and similar Catholic institutions. Please also pray for me as I make this transition into a new school.
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Melanie
5 years
Well folks,,,, it’s been fun. I refuse to lock my account and delete the tweet. They can stay mad. The Catholic Church will not bend with the times and I’m not going to deny an obvious boundary in my beliefs. The Church does not owe anyone that. (Thank you for the support btw).
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Melanie
11 days
I am a trad and I’ve been so turned off by trads whining today. It’s like their default reaction to every little thing. It is what it is. Did we expect a completely trad pope? We never did. Why are you all.Crying. It is what it is. It can’t be changed. Pray for the pope.
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Melanie
2 years
oh no I’m so scared, all the mentally ill its and thems are going to dismantle a two thousand year old Church.
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Melanie
5 years
The more i study early Church history the more it’s just like wow,,,,, Protestants make no sense.
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Melanie
4 months
Yeah that’s why at Mass the first reading is st Augustine and the second reading is Aquinas.
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Miss Lizard
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Catholics have their version of sola scriptura, except it’s the writings of the church fathers instead of the writings of God.
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4 months
I’m just having so many thoughts about how having a second child will just turn my daughter into the classic oldest who feels unloved, overlooked, and a burden because the other kids demand so much attention. I don’t want parental cope “it’ll be fine” I want your experience that.
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Melanie
5 years
Villanova is proud to be an ally of the LGBTQ community and ashamed to be Catholic so I’m ashamed to attend here and that’s that
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Melanie
6 years
I feel so sad for those who are lost. Catholicism truly is home. It’s not just a random religion you put in your bio & call a trait of yours. It’s who you are. It’s one single breath from here to eternity. I feel that so strongly during Christmastime. I wish everyone could too.
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Melanie
1 year
The main issue with “just give your husband sex and respect and your marriage will be perfect!” is the fact that there are millions of women abused annually who give their husband sex and respect and yet their marriage isn’t magically a work of art.
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Melanie
2 years
Um…. that is Rosamund Pike. She is universally accepted as very beautiful. She’s not “mid” lol.
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Trazodone Tony
2 years
I just want a mid blonde girl just like this to start a life with. A life full of joy and love.
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Melanie
2 years
Please pray for a girl in a target bathroom who found out she’s pregnant and is planning to keep it but is worried. Pray that she keeps it and that God will protect her and her baby.
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Melanie
5 years
I will be transferring to a much more Catholic theology program for the fall, and I will no longer associate myself with a university that betrays Catholic teaching. It is a strong shame that such a university is allowed to be called Catholic.
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Melanie
5 months
Been fighting the urge to tweet “please pray for me” for the last 5 hours because I don’t want people to know I need prayers again but I really do 😭 help.
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Melanie
9 months
People need to stop babying women who murder their own children. Especially women who fully admit they know it’s murder. Stop infantilizing immoral criminals.
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Melanie
2 years
Catholic men on Twitter talk a lot about starting another Holy War or crusade yet most of them are too scared to talk to women.
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Melanie
5 years
The only true church of Jesus Christ is the Catholic Church . ⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱.
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Melanie
5 years
people, despite their choices - it is a clear belief of the Church that homosexuality is a sin. Therefore, loving those who struggle with this sin means to love the person, and their soul, NOT the embrace of such sins. This is the Catholic belief and stance. Period.
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5 years
It is clear to me, that through my actions of opposing secularism, and seeking to uphold Catholic beliefs, through a Catholic institution, I am losing. As a Catholic, I am losing this Catholic system. That’s called corruption. And I will not stand for it.
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Melanie
9 months
Stop using “she had a very difficult childhood” as an excuse for a woman killing her own child!. I still wake up at 2am with dreams of my dad clasping his hand around my mom’s neck while I cried And begged him to stop. I’m not killing my own babies.
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Melanie
1 year
Since modern day Catholic priests won’t say this often enough, i guess I will. PSA:. Sex before marriage is incredibly bad. Don’t do it. Contraceptives are evil. Don’t use them even in marriage. Same sex attraction is not a sin, but acting on it is very evil and sinful.
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Melanie
5 years
Hi everyone. Before this pandemic, my family was already going through a lot of stresses. Now with covid, things have come near hopeless with suffocating anxiety. Please pray for us.
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Melanie
1 year
Are women.,,,, supposed to.,, not know their menstrual cycle,, unless they’re married??? . The menstrual cycle is a huge indicator of health or lack thereof. All women need to understand it, married or not. These men clearly are single and haven’t met a non anime woman before.
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Melanie
5 years
The Catholic Church will not move. And my belief will not move. I will not lie to say that Villanova is honorable in this way. Because it is not. The university as a whole, and the theology department (aside from 1 or 2 professors that are Catholic and wonderful) is not Catholic.
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5 years
A Catholic institution would not threaten a student for being Catholic. It is obvious to me that I am the enemy.
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5 years
A Catholic institution should uphold Catholic beliefs. That’s my opinion. As I am a devout Catholic, I have sought a Catholic education (especially in theology for goodness sake). Clearly, Villanova’s priority is not to uphold Catholic beliefs, but merely rework the Church.
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Melanie
2 years
2 gay men buying a baby via surrogacy is one of the most abominable sins. Not only do they rip a sweet baby from their mother, but they then force the baby to grow up with no mother at all, and two “dads.” It’s so unnatural and warped. The sweetest of all humans suffer greatly.
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Melanie
2 years
Secular Ladies you can stop lying now. We all know deep down you wish so fervently your boyfriend, or any man for that matter, did not watch porn. You don’t have to be a “low maintenance girl” anymore, you deserve a lot more than this. Truly, it’s actually below bare minimum lol.
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Melanie
5 years
I suppose, as a conservative, devout Catholic, and quite blatantly the minority at the school, I am not wanted in this union, and my diversity will not be embraced. Instead, it will be threatened.
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Melanie
2 years
I cannot express ENOUGH how much I pray that Fr Mike remains an innocent and wonderful priest because I’m telling you, I truly don’t think we could survive a scandal from him. He’s so unproblematic I just pray to the good sweet Lord baby Jesus it stays that way.
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Melanie
9 months
No one has said anyone is beyond forgiveness. Please grow up. If it weren’t a pretty young girl, and instead say, Ted Bundy, who ALSO killed innocent people, would you be saying the same thing every 5 minutes?.
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Peter was tested. Peter failed. Peter was tested again. Peter failed again. Peter was tested a 3rd time. Peter failed a third time. There is always a chance at redemption for the worst of us. “Behold, I make all things new”. Poor Lottie, may you find that He remains with you.
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Melanie
5 years
I’m sorry i want a Catholic university to uphold Catholic belief,,,. Imagine if a state school started flying the Vatican flag - everyone would be confused and pissed . I’m tired of Christians having to be the ones to look the other way while secularization runs over their morals.
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2 years
How to know if you are a high value woman:. No tattoos .No debt .Virgin .7ft long hair (never dyed) .Perfect teeth (before braces) .Can’t read .Can’t write .5’3-5’7.
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Melanie
6 years
Catholic Twitter is wild. I’ll be scrolling on the feed and it’ll be like “look at my 3 year old praying the rosary she’s soooo cute” and then the next tweet will be “my uncle got mauled by a bear please pray” like WOWWW.
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Melanie
2 years
Didn’t the catholic cult put the Bible together? Mmmmmmmm.
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Humphrey Chimpden Earwicker
2 years
If you are looking for a way out of the Roman Catholic cult. Here is your instruction manual. 🔽
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Melanie
5 years
Villanova and the Theology department loves to claim that they are all about “unity” and “embracing diversity.” They’ve made this embrace clear when it comes to liberalism. They’ve made this embrace clear when it comes to the LGBTQ community. They have not, however, embraced me.
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Melanie
6 years
Catholics: *state literally anything about Catholic belief* . Prots: “actually not true”. Wow thank you for letting me know! I’m reborn. Tell pastor Bill I’m on my way to his garage where church service is being held I’m bringing the hotdogs.
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5 years
In other words, if I want to survive at this Catholic institution, then I need to lie; lie on Twitter, and tell everyone that, in fact, my Catholic beliefs are wrong, and I am in full communion with the stance the school has taken.
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Melanie
9 months
To the people saying we need to be more charitable. Look around dude. SHE DEACTIVATED. We’re not being mean to her. we’re being upfront that what she did was wrong and we don’t need more positivity around abortion. trust me. There are many women who could read her post and learn.
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Melanie
5 years
In other words, it is not Catholic of me to oppose the fact that Villanova as a Catholic Institution is not holding strong to Catholic morals. Therefore, I am a new enemy of the department.
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4 years
The early Church be like “yes I will die for my Lord and I’ll happily do it ASAP”. 2020 Catholicism “I’m scared of a virus that has a very tiny chance of killing me so I shall take a vaccine that is very morally questionable - the baby died awhile ago right?????”.
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Melanie
2 years
You clap at a graduation, not Mass.
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Melanie
5 years
Please pray for a family friend who’s being rushed to the hospital with covid complications. His name is Peter.
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Melanie
5 years
into the stances and cultures of secularism. This is not a university I am proud to attend, and likewise, a university I can align myself with. Now, that’s the university as a whole. Not the Theology department I am in. The department I decided to not include in my discussion.
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Melanie
5 years
It was then, through diplomatic and nicely manicured rhetoric, threatened to me, that through these tweets, I might lose my tuition scholarship, my good standing in the department (since the department knows how much the professors believe me to be an incredible student), my good.
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Melanie
1 year
Don’t get married unless you’re ready to have kids. I’m getting sick to my stomach seeing so many Catholics outwardly explaining how they’re doing NFP the day after their wedding. Literally what.
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5 years
reputation as a Catholic (or their definition of what a Catholic should be), and my future with regard to being accepted within the Theological community, with future networking opportunities. In other words, my academic education and future career is at stake.
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Melanie
5 years
Catholic twitter meetup in Milwaukee
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Melanie
4 years
“Most US Catholics are pro choice” . And most US bodies of water are full of pollution and give the fish cancer. Are we happy about it?? Is that how water is supposed to be??? Ffs.
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Melanie
2 years
Please pray for me. I know I often get called selfish for asking for prayers because so many people hate me on here lol 💀 but my anxiety is really bad recently. I’ve been having panic attacks every night. I’ve developed a new ocd paranoia about my baby’s wellbeing that.
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Melanie
5 years
Telling a Catholic woman who annulled her marriage with an abusive man that she “probably could have figured it out instead of getting a divorce” is about the shittiest & most cruel thing to say to a woman. To anyone who thinks this way, I cannot urge you enough to stay quiet.
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5 years
It was then reiterated to me that, if I did not want to lose such things, and if I did not want a “hard time,” that I ought to come back to Twitter and tweet my supposed appreciation and love for the theology department and Villanova as a whole.
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Melanie
5 years
on Twitter. That is, until they decided to ambush me on a zoom call. Today I had a meeting with an advisor in the Theology Department, who was supposed to speak with me about the potential of remaining online for the Fall semester. I was under the impression this conversation.
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Melanie
5 years
Catholicism isn’t a “feeling” or “your” religion that you’ve built to fit your personality. It’s not “trendy” & “with the times.” It’s not new. Nor should it be any of those things. It’s the one Church with Truth. That will never change . So put that in your pipe and smoke it smh.
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Melanie
4 years
Please pray for me 😭.
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Melanie
5 years
It was explained to me that, despite my intents, my tweets claimed that I was not in line with the Villanova ideology (which was reiterated to me that this was a “Catholic” ideology) and that is “truth, unity, and charity.”.
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2 years
Please pray for me, anyone who has extra time. I was scrolling through old pics and it reminded me of a horrible time and I’m definitely working hard to ward off an anxiety attack now lol.
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Melanie
2 years
These women should be burned at the stake in public. Very foul and disgusting. Death penalty immediately.
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Reddit Lies
2 years
There is at least one user who gets pregnant just so they can get a sexual thrill from executing a child. They don't claim "the fetus was just a clump of cells," these "people" get sexual gratification from the fact that the child was alive and fighting for its life.
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5 years
would revolve around the campus’ new decision to begin in person classes in the fall, and aid me in figuring out how to attend online, since I’m moving to a new state. However, that was not the meeting. Instead, my recent tweets were brought up.
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Melanie
5 years
In your kindness, could you please say a lil prayer for my family? We could use some right about now.
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Melanie
3 months
Here’s me and my daughter dancing to Rapunzel songs wearing the dresses I sewed for us
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Melanie
6 months
The loyalty & deep emotional bond Tweetman has w/ his sports teams despite the fact they don’t love him in return & always disappoint him embodies how every man should be in marriage as a representation of Christ dying for His church, with no certitude of anything in return.
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Good King Tweetman
6 months
Fuck off. Just fuck the fuck off. This is insanity.
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Melanie
2 years
Blueberry shoes for my blueberry girl 🫐
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Melanie
5 years
Bro why are you still Protestant that’s so cringe.
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Melanie
6 years
Catholic guilt hits me at the most random times, like “your sins KILLED A MAN and you wanna buy TWO pumpkin candles? What is wrong with you?”.
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Melanie
5 years
After week one at Franciscan, here is my take: a joy. Lovely. Would recommend to all of you. Saying the Hail Mary for class? Having a professor actually say that the Holy Spirit has guided the Church and not just act like we’re studying its history through an objective lens?.
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5 years
Pleaseee pray for me and my family whenever you get the chance.
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4 years
It means anathema
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7 months
Please pray for me - I’m having one of the worst anxiety days I’ve ever had.
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Melanie
4 months
If you have kids with a 3-4 year age gap I’d love to hear about it too.
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7 months
Definitely seems like sex before marriage is good. Oh this is also before we discuss the glory and goodness of sex culture creating demonic graphic porn and child sex trafficking.
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Melanie
2 years
Men change when they find the women they’re going to marry. It’s normal and actually, pretty cool. They become a bit softer, more genuine, more holistic in their approach to life and their faith. They might do things they never did. Like post cute pics and watch Jane Austen.
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8 months
One last thing but it’s funny Lottie had no money or energy to have a baby, which is why she murdered it, but she hopped on twitter to tell people she has lawyers working on a defamation case lmao!. Also… why didn’t she just put the baby up for adoption? Cause she’s evil 🤷‍♀️.
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5 years
Please pray for me.
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8 months
No one:.Lottie on insta:
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1 year
Second dress I’ve embroidered for my daughter
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5 years
Everyone stop and look at my niece’s arm rolls
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5 years
Please pray for my family.
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5 years
Please pray for me and my family.
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5 years
No one: . A serial killer:.
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Anti-Trump Comedian Michelle Wolf Says Having Her Unborn Baby Killed Made Her Feel ‘Powerful’ Like ‘God’
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2 years
Please pray for my struggling marriage. My husband doesn’t know it yet but I’m harboring extreme resentment that he ate the last zebra cake, even though I already had 3/4 of the box to myself earlier today. I’m so hungry.
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Melanie
6 years
Please pray for my sister. She was stalking a guy’s insta and accidentally liked one of his old pics.
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5 years
Being married to me . Pros: .Italian . Cons: .Italian.
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Melanie
4 years
Please pray for me if you can.
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Melanie
5 years
To point to a scandal or sinful acts in the Church and say “ThIs Is WhY I LeFt the ChUrChHhH” just simply makes no sense because you don’t leave Christ’s legitimate Church over the idea that humans are always gonna be sinners?? If that’s your logic then go live under a rock bro.
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6 months
the Catholics during the pandemic who treated the vaccine like an 8th sacrament still give me such an icky feeling.
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Melanie
5 years
Please pray for my mom. Her and my sister got into a fight today and my sister said some really hurtful things to her. I can see that she’s really hurt - more so than usual. Please keep her in your prayers :).
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1 year
My condolences for not being raised actually Catholic.
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So glad I was raised in the Catholic family that taught me it was okay for birth control 🥰.
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5 years
I’m moving to Prince Edward Island and will live out my days picking flowers and making bread who wants to come
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6 years
Elf is a decent movie but if it’s your absolute favorite Christmas movie you need to lie to me and say it’s not because I just can’t handle another person answering with Elf.
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8 months
Blaming pro life people for not bailing you out of your own choices is just a ridiculous thing to do. Don’t get me wrong. I do believe pro lifers should put their money where their mouth is and help. But I also find that to be a merciful & charitable work. It’s not obligated.
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5 years
Why are you getting paid $12 an hour with $30k in student loans just to have your boss treat you like shit at 22 while you date men who aren’t anywhere near close to husband material? Like for what.
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