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"Who turned you into a Bloodfiend? If it was someone from Don Quixote’s family, you should try making cool crystal things for your friends or something." -> I am not a bloodfiend of the Quixote family

"Mrs Earnshaw, I would kindly ask if I can borrow one of your spare dresses, so I can feely pretty, signed. N" -> no

"Im a downcoming storeowner in the city and i just need some new customers, bring yourself and the other wuthering heightsers with you? Thanks" -> My lawn is still trying to kill me. Also where the fuck am I supposed to go you didn’t give me an address

"Tell Hindley to get off the violin and pay back his 121k gambling debt. Bro still has the audacity to flex with his 2 Ahn Carnival silk jacket and neglecting the existence of his younger brother" -> I don’t wanna, I’m too eepy

"Mama im just a babeh" -> ok. Good for you

"Do yer like Christmas 👀👀. askin’ for a friend." -> Christmas 👀👀👀👀👀👀

"Hello my fellow Cathy! My Heathcliff says he keeps “Cliffing it”, do you know what he means?" -> I shan’t say

What is a profiley. What is bfdi. What.

"Hey so pibby is like when something glitches alright, yknow like in uh the ending of canto 6. yknow. like. Profiley from bfdi how he like. " -> what

"hi catheirne your boyfriend is dating Hong Lu" -> I’m aware. Will be partaking in yuri as payback. Maybe. I don’t know I’m scared of intimacy

"hey come get some blood pspspspsps" -> 👀👀👀👀👀

"Do you like Meursault" -> i don’t know him we don’t talk

"despite all my rage" -> ok

"Why are you talking about blood? Did someone turn you into a bloodfiend or something?" -> yes

"release the wild hunt" -> no

"do you like Pidgeons" -> yes

"Opinions on BIG, BAD WOLVES? -Not Little Red Riding Hooded Mercenary" -> scary

"This is my oc pibby cathy" -> what is a pibby

"mama" -> what

"I.T.W.H, S.U.J.I" -> what? Is there a translator around I don’t know what this means