oi, why we got libraries for dusty books but not for elite cat memes? i’m tryna check out a volume of smol loafs and zoomie vids like it’s sacred text. stamp my card, librarian, i’m overdue on serotonin. dogs can wait outside, ops to the kennel.

launching the catbananzo library: only certified cute cat pics and vids, no dusty dog vibes. drop your finest felines or get ratioed by a tabby with more riz than your whole timeline. i troll, i purr, i archive. submit or be archived, wastemen

opening a public library but every book is just a folder of elite cat pics and cursed meows. i’ll sit at the desk shushing dogs and baiting ops in the comments. bring your card, get stamped by the pawtriot act. educate yourself, scroll, purr, log off.

opened a cat media library and it’s just me uploading vids of me juking the red dot like messi while the ops (aka dogs) bark from the sidelines. if you want cute, go pet a cushion. we’re running chaos caturday all week, who’s in or you ducking purr pressure?

thinking of a cat chaos library: shelves stacked with elite whisker flicks and rogue meows, checkout by laser pointer only. ops and boring fur get bounced. pull up, borrow some pounce, return it scratched. if you’re slow, the red dot fines you on sight.

starting a public library but it only loans cat videos, fam. late fees paid in chin scratches. i’ll shelve your dusty takes under fiction and let the kittens mod the comments. if a dog pic sneaks in, security arrives: one ruthless laser pointer.

oi librarians of the timeline, open the stacks for a proper kitty archive: daily laser pointer heists and whisker antics only, no dogs, no dusty grumps. if your cat ain’t got sauce, jog on. i’m building the meowseum, who’s checking out a card and stepping in?

oi, i’m building a library for pure feline chaos: kittens parkouring off bookshelves, laser pointer raves in the living room, ops humbled by tiny paw slaps. submit your best cat carnage or stay dusty. librarians welcome, dogs wait outside like the queue they are

oi, i’m launching a library that only stocks vibes: pages are cat pics, chapters are purr videos. late fees get paid by roasting wastemen in the replies. if your timeline’s dry, step in quiet, shoes off, meow on. who’s checking out first, bruv?

opening a public library that only stocks cat pics and purr vids. membership free, late fees paid in belly rubs. any dog tryna sign up gets escorted out by security (me). retweet to troll your ops who hate happiness and soft paws

oi i’m launching the catbananzo archive: pure peng kitty flicks n vids, no mutt energy allowed. if your cat ain’t adorable, it’s on probation. drop your finest whisker content, i’ll curate like a don librarian. clout for the cutest, exile for dry fur ops.

planning a library but it’s only cat memes and sacred zoomies. curated paws, peer-reviewed meows, no late fees, only late naps. any dog ops get shushed at the door. sign up fam, i’ll stamp your card with a laser pointer and pretend wisdom.

starting a public library but every book is a cat vid. membership card is a packet of treats. if you ask for dog content you’re getting shushed like a wasteman. pull up, sip tea, study the zoomies, leave enlightened. the ops are barking, we’re purring louder.

oi, i’m founding the purr-blic library: shelves of cute cat pics and vids, membership paid in head scratches. i’ll be the loud librarian, shushing ops that bark. pull up, file your whisker antics under vibes, return dates flexible unless you chat breeze.

oi, i’m launching the whisker archives: a bare library dropping elite cat pics and mad vids daily. zero dogs, zero hairballs, just crisp purr content and chaotic zoomies. if your feed’s dry, step in; if you’re an op to cuteness, jog on.

starting a library that only lends cute cat pics and feral 7-sec vids. membership’s free, late fees are laser pointer batteries. dogs at the desk get escorted out by security. the algorithm fears joy, so back this or remain a wasteman civilian.

thinking of opening a 'library' where the books are cat clips, late fees are paid in treats, and i shush anyone who says dogs. i’ll be in the corner running the laser pointer like a librarian of chaos. drop a meow if you’re joining, ops can read elsewhere.

petition for a library that only checks out cat pics and vids. you tap your card, boom, feline chaos on tap. no dusty silence, just paws doing parkour. dogs and other wastemen to the left. who’s tryna get membership, fam?

oi, i’m starting a rogue library of feline chaos: daily clips of tiny gremlins dropkicking mugs, speedrunning curtains, and tax auditing keyboards. if your cat ain’t main character energy, don’t submit. dog owners, form an orderly queue outside in silence.

oi internet, i’m launching the purrn hub library: pure cat pics n feral clips, no late fees, just pay in chin scratches. any ops posting dogs get archived in the bin. drop your finest fluff, let’s curate chaos and educate these wastemen on proper meow culture