Cat-the-Matt-Dad
@CatDadMatt
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Joined November 2025
This is one of my worst nightmares. I hate getting sunburned
This might look satisfying, but its your body deleting DNA damaged cells from your body:
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He is pissed and won't let me let him after I told him no more snacks for the night 😹
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This is what the Internet was made for
Dude: ''I'm In Band'' Female: ''What Type of Band'' Dude'' You Wouldn't Understand''
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I went for a snack, but my fridge is being protected by a wild beast.
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I 100% do this
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I can get behind these types of pranks
The Sweetest Twist: “oh okay.” after rejection. Shop owner pays him back with the surprise he planned… because this man was always so good. This made his day. Kindness full circle. 🙌❤️
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Even nature hates cyclists. It's a fact.
Cyclist learns the hard way why giving a bull space matters
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Gym bros know what's up
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God if this isn't the truth
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This all started because I left my faucet dripping when it got super cold for a few days.
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POV - my cats to me when I'm 2 minutes late on giving them wet food
Orange and grey bobcat crossed paths and had a territorial dispute
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If I get invited to a seafood boil and this is what I'm served, I'm throwing hands.
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This is what I dislike most about cell phones. People feel so entitled to you and your time. PSA - You're not a bad friend/person just because you don't respond to someone within an arbitrary timeframe.
I hate fake “busy” people. Nobody is working 12-hour shifts without checking their messages. I have friends who make $50K a day, and if I send them a text, they respond in less than 5 minutes. If you’re taking more than 12 hours to respond, I’m not messaging you again.
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I guess we’ll never know who ate the soup. It’s a complete mystery.
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