Jesus Christ here we go again! I thought we'd seen the back of issues like this when we dumped them deluded #geordies. These toffee nose #scouse blurts are going to be even more insufferable! #EFC #NUFC

Fingers crossed a get one like. Could do with making a fast buck like #NUFC #FTM #FollowTheMaggies @john_nufc42 want a ticket if a get a second one like? 🤝

Spares for #SAFC V #NUFC @StadiumOfLight Any mag #scum wanna use me Mar's box, doesn't get used now me dar left her. Got 8 spaces. £100 a go or she'll dee all at once for £700 #FTM this #Xmas #FuckOffBeale #NotMyManager

I’ve been on a blocking spree for the past few days finding out who’s real and who’s a complete dickhead 🙄 One thing I won’t do is respond to whoopers bcos I’m done with idiots on here🙄 The real ones on here respect love and big up to you all 😇✅

Stand up if ya hate the mags, being chanted @ the boxing in the crowtree leisure centre #SAFC #NUFC #FTM 🥊

I shoulda took the money from #FTM Mike Ashley & made it the giant "Sports Direct @ Washington Galleries" banner he wanted Wi'd still of narn what it was about Woulda sorted #Xmas & kept the bairns in shoes til they were both 10,12 and 15 anarl #NeeClaretOnOwerAnds #NUFC #safc

'Onestly marra both sets of fans are thick as fuck! But at least #NUFC #DivventBuckSeagulls

Line and Sinker

Straightener me an yey Barnes Park ?

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We have nearly hit our #ftm #NUFC target of £20000! Let's show the #scum what we think! #ftm Donate to the best fan funded tifo display team around... Haway the lads! #SAFC #wedinnitpunchhorses https://t.co/SrlVsA77LL ☝️👇

Good ebening Paige Palmer Sorry for the delay, we're having a few problems at the sweatshop in Mogadishu. The kids just won't pull their fingers out this time of year You'll not be the only one missing out, the little bastards are getting fuck all off santa #BetterWatchOut

Hi John Mothershaw Please contact customer services Tel : 0345 600 1671 Quoting your order number Thank you and #HappyFuckingChristmas

I’d take a 10-0 loss aslong as Adam Pearson gets dangled by his ankles off the Wearmouth bridge

🚨BREAKING🚨 Eddie Howe under pressure as bosses highlight poor #NUFC atmosphere against @Chelsea More to follow... [@craigdope]

BREAKING: Kieran Trippier involved in ugly altercation with #NUFC fans after lacklustre display at #Bournemouth Hearing #Arsenal and #Everton pushing for sanctions on him for bringing the game into disrepute and want fellow #EPL clubs to vote to suspend him. [@livechonews]

#nufc Sandro Tonali has been handed a 10 month ban from football by Italian Prosecutors. This will include 8 months rehab in Italy and a promise to sign up for @gamstopuk1 Understand Tonali will be allowed to train with Newcastle & play uno.

#NUFC La celebrità YouTube @AdamP1242 prenderà parte a una serata di combattimento MMA di beneficenza con il suo nemico YouTube #ftm @KyleDonSAFC Quando gli è stato chiesto quali possibilità ha Adam, ha detto: "Spero che il mio potere mong sia troppo forte per lo sporco mackem"

BREAKING: Premier League calls for 12 point-deduction for #FFP rule breach by #Everton which will in turn relegate them. Not good news for #ChelseaFC as they will get deductions next season, along with #NUFC who will also be deducted points due to #Tonali match fixing scandal