End of an era. Rip dynamic sales price. And also…welcome hot new sexy flat rates!!!!
Canvas: 17,500 $soc
Minis (8x10): 8,500 $soc
This is as cheap as we’ve ever sold these things. Now is the time.
🚨🚨Effective immediately🚨🚨
There will be no more dynamic sales price for canvases. Until further notice, canvases and minis will be locked at the following prices:
Canvas: 17,500 $soc
Minis (8x10): 8,500 $soc
🚨🚨🚨🚨
Hey
@Chase
, remember when you denied my wire from my checking account to
@coinbase
, then doubled down by banning me from my account and making me call customer service and prove my identity for over an hour before granting me access back to my own account? Remember doing that…
Look what I just bought...hey
@Demosthenes555
does
@MallardOrder
community members follow each other? I bet I could do some interesting things with this...do I own full IP rights to this now?
I just unfollowed a big influencer. I’m so sick and tired of people telling me what they think “the algo” wants me to do. Fuck all that. I post the content I want to post. End of story.
Man, the amount of people I’ve seen within the Cardano community actively cheering for a project to fail is really distressing. A lot of people aren’t who I thought they were. And knowing that most of the FUD comes from this ridiculous notion that $BANK somehow threatens $SNEK or…
This is what happen when you mint out an 8k drop at 495 ada in a bear market then casually drop the announcement in Gen chat without putting a timer in chat lol. Well done,
@theother_dave
. Nobody deserved this more than you. So fucking proud of you man.
@DerpBirdsNFT
I don't mean to tell people what nft to buy next. but damn...
@Omen4Omen
has a passive income play that is really kind of nuts. one week for 7 nfts and i earned 90 ada?!?!?! this is nuts!!!!
HOLY FOOOOOOK. Yall. If everything stays the same, I’m makin roughly $125k a year on $society by
@the_ape_society
. Ask me about staking! Ask my why you don’t even need an ape to get started! Ask me why it’s so inclusive and holistic! I’ll talk to a wall, idgaf.
🚨NOW ACCEPTING $BANK🚨
is now accepting $bank from
@BankercoinAda
for canvases.
Requirements: every order must be made with an unused discount ticket which can be minted on the site with ether 250 ada or 2750 society.
Every ticket is entered into a…
@jaywebski
@ADA_PEEPOS
This is why I bought $fren a few days ago…I saw enough from the community to realize they could weather dips and had the staying power to grow more.
All right,
@wabdoteth
finally got to me. I’ve now become a member of
@SappySealsNFT
. May this continue the budding friendship between the communities of seals and
@the_ape_society
. LFG!!
Ok I’m being dead fucking serious right now: can I sue
@Chase
for refusing to process a wire just because it’s something that *they* don’t want me to spend money on?
I'm sorry I couldn't wait...had to pull the trigger on this immaculate chef from
@LilSappys
!!!! hey
@abezir_nft
you ready to start that cook book, my friend?
Damn I love the $bank community so much. When giga whales dump and go buy the other coin, what do we do? Buy the shit out of the dip. Very strong recovery from
@BankercoinAda
. Bullisshhhhhh
gm gm all you Londonoors! meet me at this exact address on March 7 at 2:30 in the afternoon and I will buy you a pint as long as you know the correct pass phrase.
pass phrase:
@ApesOnCanvas
fucking rules
address: 174 Queen Victoria St, Greater, London EC4V 4EG, United Kingdom
Found out a good friend of mine sold his
@the_ape_society
and $soc at the bottom of the Haters fud, and he confided in me that he is feeling miserable now.
I blocked him right away, you need to surround yourself with people smarter than you to succeed.
Was a very good…
Yo!!
@DerpBirdsNFT
y'all are killin it with the staking and the partner rewards. So with
@the_ape_society
as an approved partner, of course I had to scoop a few more. How'd I do?
Bahahahahaha can’t trigger the cascade sell off in $bank baby, too many folks sitting on the side line ready to squeeze your ass. GLHF to the seller and I hope your tears are mega salty.
@BankercoinAda
here to stay.
Fine. Fuck it. GM to everyone. Do you want to see my fucking coffee too? Will it change your miserable fucking life? Here! Here is my coffee. Good morning you sad, empty, soulless cretins.
Today I finished prepping for outpost mint by bringing my total
@DerpBirdsNFT
holdings to:
10 Derps
10 Derplings
10 Derp Apes
10 Preds
I’m making 115 $derp per epoch. LFG baby!!!
If not for
@the_ape_society
, 2022 would have seen me become financially ruined. But more than money, that community has absolutely blessed my life. I am forever grateful. Here’s to a very promising 2023! 🥂
Angelin Monet was my first "expensive" nft, in the multiple thousands of ada. I have grown to love him. I immortalized him on canvas. But now, with
@the_ape_society
tailor shop, it was time to upgrade him to a sleek, modern look. I present to you the new Angelin:
To a magnificent life well lived, here’s to you Kitty, from a vintage where you became the family dog, rather than just my dog. Rest well, good and faithful companion. Your work is done.
I think I just dropped 50k ada in the
@DerpBirdsNFT
ecosystem today…insane. Big shoutout to
@levvyfinance
for making it possible while I await my seller’s check to clear from selling a rental property. Two things still lacking: Cardano’s bullshit bandwidth, and a wallet that is…
In honor of the partnership between $bank
@BankercoinAda
and
@RaccoonSyndicat
, I have purchased my first raccoon. I like him because he’s prepping for a nice poo with the TP and a cup of coffee for that extra push, and he’s gonna do it on company time as he’s in his cubicle garb.
damn y'all...this is the art, the style, the genre, the archetype that i absolutely loved as a kid. i find myself so giddy i can hardly sit still...
@BlockchainMages
is going to be an absolute banger. i will be playing this game nonstop once it comes out, and i pray for a fully…
I remember I used to have this gf who said she could never date a guy who’s balding. Well? I just bought my wife a D90. She’s working at Applebees.
@the_ape_society
@levvyfinance
Took months of non stop building, 10s of thousands of lines of code, and lots of clever utxo management to get working perfectly.
I hope the Cardano community enjoys it's new Defi dapp!
I said we were gonna do it again and I mean that. This time, only available for canvas holders, which significantly lowers the pool and increases your odds of winning. This is the first discord related giveaway for canvas holders. Can't wait to make this a recurring thing!
Congratulations to
@MrWright_TAS
!!!! He has won the
@RareEvo
VIP ticket giveaway to general members. Now that you mfs know I’m being serious, let’s raise the stakes.
WE’RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN! Except this time just for those with the “canvas holders” role. If you have a canvas in…
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨
ANOTHER DRAWING FOR MONACO GRAND PRIX YACHT PARTY!!!!!
date: Thursday 29 February
time: 2100
how to enter: this is for all those who minted the Apes on Canvas Discount Tickets. The snapshot has already been taken so no newly minted tickets will count.
odds:…
hate to keep harping on about this. so i got all bent out of shape when i tried to accept multiple offers on
@jpgstoreNFT
because the minimum service fee was 1 ada despite that representing way more than the advertised 2% rate. So I thought a good way to minimize that would be to…
let's see....should i take a 50% hit because of min utxo fees? this is fucking ludicrous. who is responsible for this highway robbery?!?!?! i ain't sellin shit. forget it. canceling the whole transaction.
@levvyfinance
2.0 is officially live, and $soc is at its highest level in 11 months....goddamn it's been a long time coming. Today belongs to those who have steadfastly held. Cheers y'all.
I don’t know much about TA, but this beautifully supported floor and this geometrically pleasing curve back upward appeal to my sense of symmetry. LFG $bank!
@BankercoinAda
@goofy_crisp
Glad to finally be on board. I’ll be honest, I couldn’t join in the beginning because the tribalism of the degens was just too much for me, and frankly I couldn’t stand how they basically only wanted others to buy in so they could be their exit liquidity and if you politely…
gm GM my beautiful web3 loves! Pretty exciting times in
@the_ape_society
as they will shortly reveal part one of the Renaissance.
In honor of this, I have put together this short video:
GIAMBUONO REVEALED!
Perhaps
@ApesOnCanvas
will have some future collabs with…
Brutal sell off on $soc means these prices stay high. However, if we can get 100 likes on this post and at least 5 orders on either canvases or minis, I will set the price at 20k and 9.5k $soc, respectively, until 2359 UTC Monday. All orders that come in between now and then will…
Yo! So I bought a nft from
@wabdoteth
and put it in a frame in a cabin built by
@the_ape_society
so I can earn $society. Am I doing it right? Oh yeah I have like, 37575929 ETH so I just landed and swept some shit projects, Hope I’m gonna make it.
Damn fine day to be an
@the_ape_society
holder. Damn fine day to be a
@platypusCNFT
holder. But it is an absolutely fucking phenomenal day to be a holder of both.
Apes on Canvas is now accepting all projects on all chains. Huge shoutout to
@kingradwhite
the the use of his NFTs. Huge thanks to
@the_ape_society
for supporting us. Mint coming up on Friday.
@CardanoShield
Spaces on Thursday night to answer questions and drop alpha.
@wabdoteth
…
Yo, if y’all *still* aren’t paying attention to
@DerpBirdsNFT
, let me just tell you what a hit they are back home with the kids. This will be a household name. Mark it.
Sometimes I still think of the old $soc emblem. I understand why we needed the new one, but…
@apesoncanvas
is not letting the old one die. It’s too beautiful.
We’re excited to announce
@seanworkingdead
has joined our team as a Senior Developer!
We’re proud to say that we’re putting together the best team in the space.
Please join us in welcoming, Sean! And give a follow🦍
Was an epic deal. Been a passive member of
@OldMoneyNFT
for a minute but haven’t been paying attention. Shame on me.
Spaces today with
@RobbieB0y
@RTrixson
et al really opened my eyes. Real life events. A focus on art. A blending of web2 and web3. All the shit I’m trying to…
Finally a part of
@the_ape_society
which has been on my wishlist for awhile.
Christmas came early thanks to
@CarverdeMedici
.
Traded some
@OldMoneyNFT
for TAS .
Thrilled .
Please welcome the very stylish Ransford Thomas.