Sam
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Anyone know Tom Brady's address? I keep trying to mail him locks of my hair but they keep getting returned to me. Its happened 16 times now.
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I don't know much about Emmanuel Macron except that his wife is 25 years older than him and was his high school drama teacher. Look it up
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@trevor_clapman @kylerak47 kylers only interested in 3 things: chewing gum, eating babies, & colluding with Russia. And he's all out of gum.
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The most productive thing I've done today is comment on Kyler's old instagram photos to roast him. Pretty nice Saturday.
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@wilsonkasey96 happy birthday! Part of me still pictures you as the freshman rush who I wasn't allowed to drink around but you're legal now!
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@TheRorsquatch the awardee of their distinguished alumni award is Albanian
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@TheRorsquatch you know who else didn't do their homework? Assad. See how that's working out for him?
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